BAN THE MOUSE

As any good poker player should know there is a bill up for the banning of internet poker. Making is “officially” illegal on a federal level. Most of us think this is a joke at worse. I personally do not like the government telling me what I can and can not do in the privacy of my own home. However, there is one exception to this: BAN CHUCKY CHEEZE! Yes! Have you been there lately? It is a training ground for slot machine playing junkie kids. I mean the whole time I am there my son wants to insert tokens in a machine and win tickets. If he wins enough tickets for my $20 worth of tokens he can get a spider ring or some crap that’s worth .12 cents. The house always wins the house games. I bet if I did a little research I would find some casino VP owns major shares!!! So let’s all write a letter to the esteemed congressman and ask him to BAN CHUCKY CHEEZE!