How could I play any better..
AA vs QQ - Gypsy Bets. Cowboy re-raises. I push to isolate. Gypsy Folds. Cowboy calls. All in pre-flop. Cowboy sucks out a Queen on the river.
QQ vs A2 (but it was S000ted). Gypsy bets 240. I raise to 480. She pushes. Ace on the flop. Gypsy wins.
A8 s00ted vs K9 S00ted Same S00t. Last 180 chips. River Straight. I am done. - Librarian Wins.
Fucking Mookie can kiss my ass. I have no idea how I could play any better. Yet again I lose. Fucking brutal. Especially since this was within a 5 minute span. I need a frontal lobotomy so I can play as good as other people do. I just do not get it. I mean this is a daily occurrence. What the fuck do I have to do to win. Last week it was a 5%'er to end my night. Why do I even fucking play.
I lost a 95%'er to Cowboy
then an 80%'er to Gypsy
to go out of the mook
and my last crumbs
were a 65%'er pre-flop
thats 235%!!!!
DAMMIT!
[/end rant]
[/begin hysterical sobbing]
posted by SirFWALGMan at
7:39 PM
10 Comments:
Actually, it's 240%
So while your spelling is bad, you're math seems pretty bad too.
Sorry about the beats bro. All I can say is better luck next time, because that's just the bad variety you're feeling
8:27 PM
Sorry about the QQ vs AA beat. I actually thought you had Aces and still called. I was trying to give you my chips and failed. I have failed you once again Sir Waffles....
10:30 PM
Maybe now you'll be back full-time at the Witchcraft table, or whatever the fuck they call that silly game.
7:35 AM
You were getting the back handed bitch slap on those hands for sure. You had me dominated with your hand. I couldn't believe you had the same suits and I still came out on top. I did feel dirty with that win after seeing your cards, but I didn't feel too bad about making the call in the first place given our chipstacks. I gave my best attempt to turn your lucky chips in to a cash, but the voodoo caught up with me later when I got an even uglier beat at the final table.
8:06 AM
I forgot to say my original comment which was "I don't think you could have played them any better." Not that it matters much.
8:20 AM
A2 is gold, remember?
S00ted? Even better!
8:49 AM
if u need a shoulder to cry on waffles ....dont look at me
10:07 AM
When are you going to stop getting in good and finally learn that the key is to get it all-in bad. It's fail proof.
Just ask....well....just ask me.
11:04 AM
I am saving up for a frontal lobotomy so I can play as good as you Trip.
11:12 AM
Enjoyed the fun at the 2nd Chance...thanks for playing and congrats on 3rd.
1:06 PM
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