Babblefish Part Duex

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>> Welcome to Babblefish 1.0

>> I am Cyberdyne Systems model 101,..and I am fluent in over 6 billion forms of communication. Which language do you wish to convert?
> Fuel

>> Loading Fuel Language protocol 55-FAWK-01.
>> Protocol loaded.

>> Please enter a word or series of words to convert from Fuel to English.
> FAWK!

>> Translation processing…
>> Translation complete
>> How the hell did that donkey call with a set of two's with that flush on the board and me bluffing hard into him? I just do not understand how these donkeys can even breath. I am too good for these people.

>> Please enter a word or series of words to convert from Fuel to English.
> FAAAAAAAWK!

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>> What the hell is Waffles doing calling me? I mean I pushed that pussy off of the last fifteen two dollar pots.. and now when I jam with a $300 bet he decides to call me? What a donkey.

>> Please enter a word or series of words to convert from Fuel to English.
> What the FAWWWK!

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>> Translation complete
>> How the hell did my 5's get cracked?

>> Please enter a word or series of words to convert from Fuel to English.
> FAWK ME!

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>> There goes another 10K on a bluff. I can not play against morons.

>> Please enter a word or series of words to convert from Fuel to English.
> You gotta be fawking kidding me!

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>> I lost AGAIN? I am too perfect to lose! What is going on here!

> Exit Translation
>> Thank you for using the Babblefish 1.0 translation droid. We hope your experience translating Fuel was a success.