Baddest Beat Ever

No my friends I am not talking about the Patriots. I am instead talking about being about 20K chips away from seeing CK in all her nekkkiiidd splendor. If anyone was listening to Buddy Dank Radio a bet was made by the Asian beauty that I would not be able to win the Skills game. There were around thirty people left and I put up my money for this chance. I almost made it too. I went into HU play with a 120K-20K lead and just could not end it. I came close a few times. I had the 2345 all clubs that never materialized. I had the Aces that got sucked out by two pair on the river. I was so close that I could see those pointy nipples standing up for me but alas it was not to be. The deck went cold and with each player having ten blinds you have to get lucky late. My opponent played well also. I have no regrets about my play. I did well for a novice Stud-8 player and even after paying off my bet took home a nice $75 profit. Not too shabby. Perhaps she will become drunk again and I will get another shot at her hot body, until then I will surf Asian Porn on Pussy.org.

I also won the first HU match against Pirate Lawyer for the HUCVI or whatever the fuck it is. I swept it two straight. The first game I got lucky when I jammed 12 outs on the turn into his two pair. I rivered my flush and all was good.

The next game we both start raising each other on a 9978 board. I was bluffing. He was bluffing. The ten hits the river and he has J7 vs my QJ. That was all she wrote for the Lawyer.

I also won a two table SNG. So my coffers are flush with cash. I will be playing the Big Cash game tomorrow and hopefully I can do my backer proud.. or at least generate some good interest and action for him. I intend to play to the best of my ability against players who are much better at cash than I am. If I get lucky and the cards come I have a shot at making a nice score. If not then it was a great experience to see what it is like to play for some real money. Either way I am pretty excited.