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I was walking down the street today and passed one of those old people death homes. You know what I am talking about. The place you put people who are old so you do not have to deal with them. I walk by and these old ladies come out and start walking towards me. It was like a scene out of Dawn of the Dead. I figured some of the handlers were walking the old people and was not overly concerned until they got near me. Suddenly this old woman has her tongue in my mouth and her dentures fall in.. while this old woman in a wheel chair is trying to unzip my fly with her arthritic hands. Now I am pretty sure old chicks are on my will not do list.. so I pulled away, spit the old gals dentures out, and ran for a few blocks until I finally escaped. Luckily none of them had motorized wheel chairs or I would have been doomed. I tried to figure out what the hell just happened and then remembered I bought some new Axe deodorant this weekend. Be careful people that stuff is dangerous.

I also tried some Coke-Zero. I can not decide if I like this stuff or not. They really named it well as it seems to have almost zero taste but yet I can not decide if I like it or not. Very confusing. At least it does not have the aftertaste of diet coke. Will keep you posted.

This weekend was a downswing on the poker front. I was pretty bummed out. I took a nice 140 swing down. Ick. No tilty sessions or anything just kept losing at the stake I am playing. However I realize this is normal and not a concern. I did lose my serene nice Waffle field a lot this weekend and threw out a few moron and idiot comments. I need to work on that a little. I am sure I will hit a nice hot spot again and win a bunch of cash. It is just how poker works. This morning I jumped on a quickie 6-max SNG and took first to win around forty bucks. Hopefully we can keep this going.

Tonight is Monday at the Hoy! I am going to try and take this bitch down. I really need to start making some points in May if I am going to have any chance at a second seat. Loretta is really running hot and I can not let him get too much of a lead. At least Bayne is still running cold and my victory against him will be assured if he can not win a seat to the TOC. Still some time to go.