Inspired By Katitude

I am grateful for..

1. The crippled dwarf in the wheelchair I saw yesterday. Kind of hard to feel fucked up when some little nub of meat wheels past you. Fuck I am going to hell.
2. Finite life. At least it will end some day. YAY!
3. Katitude. I need someone to take over the Waffles trade mark some day. I think she is well on her way. Just need to drive her insane for a few more years and she will be there.
4. Google. Fuck I love you. You make me look brilliant when the DBA can not figure out why the data run is not working and I type a few words into your beautiful search box and walla a genius reply is returned.
5. Wind. I like the wind. Yeah. It's windy.

Fuck that was hard. Now I have to go to therapy and figure out if I am a total ingrate or my life sucks and I need more therapy. Ah well. Peace out.