Why is it always a BWM?
I was crossing in the crosswalk and see this BWM flying towards me. So I keep walking. Obviously. He finally stops like 2 inches from me so I am like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" and I make motions with my hands like a crosswalk and I am like "Are you too fucking stupid to see the crosswalk?" and he sheepishly shrinks down in his car and says "sorry" because he was a pretty boy and wanted to keep his ears.
3 Comments:
let me guess.....
you own a honda CVR?
or a mustang TG?
chrysler TP Cruiser?
nissan Z530?
or just a general SVU?
1:44 PM
I thought that too, but maybe he was referring to a Basic White Male...
-DrC
2:36 PM
apparently dyslexic code monkeys are in high demand.
1:30 AM
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