Riggs is a Whiner

Dumb fuck thinks he is unluckier than I am. I type like 20 hands last night where I get fucked over and over and over again and he like gets beat on one hand and is like "see see". You do not know what bad luck is you dumbass! I played a whole Razz tourney last night and did not win a single hand despite starting with hands like a236 against the monsters of 66K9. Bad luck? If I had your luck Riggs it would be called the Waffles Effect instead of the Moneymaker Effect. Nobody ever believes. Pushmonkey used to tell me I was exaggerating. He then watched me play for a few days. Now he is a believer.