Danking Out

I had a horrible game last night. It probably had a lot of factors involved. I had like zero sleep the night before. Waking up at 2AM sucks.

The inevitable letdown after playing a fantastic game. You know how it is. Sometimes your just not on your game. One night your rocking your baby in your arms and pounding that sweet ass while she is screaming like a banshee and the next night it is just not that special.

The table I got did not help at all either. It was fucking donk central. I got runnered by some idiot who called my raise pre-flop with 74. Some fucking Mexican cocksucker could not laydown top pair 9 kicker. I am sure that fucker did not last long. Hope he had to sell his mother to buyin to the Mookie. Fucking idiot. Every hand like half the fucking table calls everything and nothing I have hits. Sick. Normally you can take advantage of those kinds of players but when their trash is hitting and your hands are missing it can be brutal.

I heard Hoyazo was talking trash about me not paying people back. Fucking scumbag lawyer. I have never not paid back a bet. Period. I have taken a while with Instant Tragedy but I paid up. I guess I should not be surprised the guy talks shit. I mean his last post he is talking about how badly everyone played the Sunday night game he was in.. yet he neglects to tell you that with over 30BB he calls an all in jam PRE FLOP with Q2o. I mean seriously? You really want to complain about other people? Oh well just makes me feel better that if I saw him burning to death in the street I would not even piss on him.

Josie asked how many countries I have readers from. I used to keep good track of that stuff. There used to be a cool app called frappr where people could signup and you could see where they were from. I had readers everywhere. Ireland, Germany, UK, Australia, Japan, Thailand, Africa, South America, and a fuck load more. It seems like things have calmed down a little and now it is mostly just the US, UK, and the Aussies. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!!!

Last but not least that luscious beauty the Love Elf who takes me from bar to bar just so I can be her private clown has asked me for a favor. See she is in training to be some kind of brain shrinker. I figure once she makes it to the bigtime she will owe me some free work. Anyway she is working on her dishes or something in the kitchen. I dunno. I do not get this smart stuff. Anyway she needs your help doing the dishes! Since Smokkee is too lazy or something. So if you want to give her a hand and help her out I am sure she will appreciate it. It involves taking a little online survey. It does not ask you for any personal information that you can be identified by. Go to her site and give it a whirl. Heck she once called me a serial killer so she must be good!

Peace out.