King of the Elves

Poker still sucks. I keep wondering much like some other bloggers why poker is not fun. It is entirely because my opponents are coin flipping dick weasels. Point in case. The game is 180 peep SNG. I have a 4k stack. I look down and see KJ s00ted. Not the best hand but I am in position and it is reasonable. I jam my stack in. I really want to double up here but the blinds are alright too. My opponent has a 10K stack. So this is a SIGNIFICANT call here. Not a world ending call but one with some effect. So the genius thinks until his time bank is almost down and then calls. With the almighty. Monstar! Q3. I am shitting you not. He is a fucking genius though. Because a 3 binks on the flop and a Queen binks on the turn. The jack on the river is just to really piss me off.

Some of you might say "Hey higher level players haz more skill!". No. Not really.

VeryJosie has a funny post about her sister meat puppet or something. I dunno. I thought it was kind of funny. We just had an Asian intern start. It is kind of funny some of the cultural differences. For instance I guess his name is really hard to pronounce so he says to call him Aubrey. Of Teutonic origin, "Aubrey" means "Fair Ruler of the Little People", or "King of the Elves". The name is traditionally male, but is also used as a feminine name in the United States. Should someone tell him he is using a fairy girl name? King of the Faries? Should I just send him to East Boston? Fucker needs a dentist too or at least a sand grinder. Least they are pearly white. I am so going to hell.

Women have brain damage. Wife get's into a fight with her boyfriend this morning. I KNOW with 100% certainty this is going to lead to me getting yelled at. It is because women have a fucking wire loose. It's like the targeting wire. You should be yelling at your dickhead boyfriend NOT ME. Fucking cunt bag. It is HIM you are mad at. You are also mad at me but that is normal and if you were not mad at him you would keep your fucking pie hole shut. Shit I should call his wife up and yell at her. Might as well get the Trifecta in. Fucking daft bitches.

Does she not know that she just needs to suck dick and keep quiet until AFTER she moves in with him? I mean do not show him what a bitch you are. FML.

Big shoutout to my man MiamiDon. He comes out as a big dumb frat boy when you first meet him but there is some real depth to the guy. Thanks for everything man! I really appreciate it. Don is a really smart guy and has a wealth of experiences. It is also cool that he has been uniballin bitches since 1979! BOOM!

I spent yesterday at home mostly just sleeping all day. Partly because my fucktard wife just does not get it. All I ask is she yell down after her shower so I can come up and get ready. Instead she is all like "It's not my responsibility". Well whenever I come up your fucking hogging the shower at different times so maybe it should be. Bottom line though. You make fucking nothing with your stupid Ivy League degree. So your number one concern should be getting me a ride to work not fucking taking off at 7:20 because I am not up. See women are fucking stupid. Glad to see I am cheery today.

DISCLAIMER: If I have any chance of getting into your pants obviously I am talking about the OTHER women not you when I write this. You are obviously a very good woman. It says so right on your blog so it must be true.