Sears, Not So Bad

I am starting to think that I might be a negitive person. I was reading things about being positive and how a negitive attitude draws negativity to you. It seems true. Take today for instance. I bought a Lawn Mower from Sears. Second time I used it the thing starts to studder and almost stall. I decide I do not want to deal with this crap so I decide to return it.

I assume this is going to be a tough thing to do. Driving to the Sears I played the whole thing out in my mind to the point where I was coming back from the car with the gallon of gasoline, pouring it on the sales associate, and burning him while evily chuckling. Over a lawn mower.

I think this kind of thinking tires you out too. I mean you have to live through every fight even if they never happen.

It turns out Sears was pretty awesome. The idiots cheat on their wait queue and mark you as "helped" before they even come out.. wayyyy before they ever come out. Besides that minor issue it was easy. Scan my reciept in at recieving. The guy comes out. Does not even ask what is wrong with the mower. Takes it back. Gives me a pocket full of cash. Good times.

I kept telling myself on the way home I should be more positive. I would then drive past some Lance Armstrong wannabe on is bike and call him a fucking moronic faggot. Not exactly positive. Also giving the finger to the old guy who told me to slow down was not helpful.

Thinking about this did give me a smile.. well, if you call a small your lips being in a straight line... hey, small steps.. Peace.