Sirii is My New Girlfriend
Hahaha! I love that bitch.
I ask her for strip clubs. She gets me a list.
I say "Bitch get me a sammich" and she lists all food places.
I ask her for a hooker and she brings up all the escort services!
Holy fuck she is smart! Only probably is she gets mad when I call her a stupid bitch.
4 Comments:
and, he doesn't have to inflate her like the old one.
4:27 AM
Ask her to sing you a song. That never gets old.
5:08 AM
sirii is obv a whore and slut. just ask your wife.
10:15 AM
Hey! Leave Waffles new lady alone. At least she hasn't needed a tire patch yet.
1:56 PM
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