yeah, that sounds less fucked up, I will go to a burn center
and say "HA! HA! You suck! MY life is so much better because you can't
even move without being in massive pain! HA! HA! HA!".. that sounds like
a great idea you fucking sadist motherfucking moron. Why don't you
light yourself on fire and tell me how it works out. Fuck you!
Join a biker gang.
Go to church. Meet nice women with money who will take care of you.
Volunteer at an animal shelter, burn ward or pediatric cancer center and find out how fucked up someone's life can really be, crybaby.