Tired, Bored, Waiting for Halloween

JERSEYVILLE, Ill. —

Authorities are investigating the death of a 17-year-old boy who died after officers in this St. Louis-area community shot him twice with a stun gun while he carried a Bible and cordless telephone, shouting "I want Jesus."

I do not get this story? He got what he was asking for right? So what is the problem?
Sheeeshhhhh.

I am thinking up ideas for my NaNoMoNovMinMo or whatever the hell that November writing thing is. I hate that name. Only because I am a retard and can not remember what it is. I am probably going to write something Sci-Fi / Fiction / Fantasy.. However so far my only ideas are:

1. A guy who has a sucky life plays WarCraft so much that he is actually sucked into the game by some mysterious forces and finds out it is not so much fun getting stabbed, beaten, and munched on in real life.

Not sure where I would take that but meh. I also might need a consult with some WoW fanatics like Hella of the multi-million dollar mansions since I am light on WoW experience.

2. A terrorist funds his attacks by playing low stakes poker on Party every night.

See First was right!!! Imagine how he blows up when someone sucks out, ehh? I do not know where that story would go either.

Ok. I am still in a morbid Halloween humor type mood so how about this.

The prosecution says some 180,000 Kurds were killed. Saddam and one other defendant are also charged with genocide.

Now I am no fancy pants lawyer dude like lets say Jordon but I think I would at least be able to get the charges reduced to attempted genocide. I mean if you could produce at least one Kurd it is not genocide right? Damn I am good! I should become a lawyer. I love to argue.

I think you probably saw this before but I think it is pretty aewsome. A haunted house all made out of Balloons except for the floor and ceiling. Neat!

How about some comments on your favorite scary movies? I personally get the most scared over the demon-ghost-devil-witch kind of genre. I think one of my favorite horror movies of all times is the Exorcist. Still scares the crap out of me. I amfascinatedd by all of those strange shows on TV too.

Ghost Hunters. Those guys do a VERY scientific investigation of houses that are supposed to be haunted. I have seen some creeeeepy shit on that show. I think the lighthouse show was the best but when they went and investigate Stanley Hotel some spooky shit happened. For those of you who do not know the name this was the Hotel used in the filming of the Shining. Also one of my favorite horror movies although the book was slightly better. They are doing a "Live" investigation tonight at 11PM on SciFi. Should be fun. Apparently there is going to be internet interraction with home users being able to hit the "Panic Button" if they see anything. Interesting concept. I like this show the best because it is the one you canbelievee is real the most.

A Haunting. This show scares the crap out of me. It is on discovery channel and I have no idea why I find it scary. It is in the genre that tends to scare me: I.E. Ghosts-Demons that do bad shit. The stories are just recounts from people and I am sure they are hyped up for the show. While you can not put any worth into the accounts it still is pretty scary and I can not get enough of it.

Most Haunted. Now this is the worse show of the lot. I hate this show. It is basically some stupid people going around and screaming and being idiots. I highlyrecommendd not seeing this show. Unless you like funny things.. like one episode the psychic pretends to be a spirit of a guy who hates women and slugs his co-host. I mean he really attacked her. It was funny. I hardly ever watch this show and it is just wayyy too fake even for me.

I know I am opening myself up for a serious can of pain here but does anyone have any real spooky things that happened to them? Post a comment.. I love Halloween stories! Ougie boards, ghosts, hauntings.. bring it baby!

That is all I have for now. Peace. Ok. I will probably have more after lunch. It is one of those days.