Holy Fucking Crap
Do I fucking run bad or what? I mean seriously. I bubbled 4 SNGs last night after having huge leads. Sample hands that got me booted? 44 on a 4Q8 flop. I bet. turn 8. BOOYAH! I bet again. River... QUEEN! Goddamn fucking queen!!! The dude after calling off like 2k in bets places a 240 chip min bet with his QJ? Great value there fucktard.
I turn a straight. I pot the fucker for 1200 chips. He calls with a set of sevens AND HITS FUCKING QUADS! ON THE FUCKING RIVER! QUADS! WHAT THE FUCK!
I call an all in jam from a retard on the flop. The board is Kxx. I have KT but I know this retard jams under pairs and crap on the flop. So when he flips up QQ I am not surprised. Exactly what I expected. BOOOM! River is a fucking Queen? Hello?
I am heads up. I decide to jam T3 s000ted for the steal. If I get called by a good hand I am at least live. Probably weaker hands fold. I have a 3K stack with large blinds. Know what I get called by? T7!!!!! What the fucking hell?!?!?! I make two pair and lose anyways to his BETTER TWO PAIR!
Fuck man I will even share with you some other retards bad beat. On the turn dude with a set of eights jams all in deep in a 90 man. Retarded fucker with AA calls off his entire stack and RIVERS A FUCKING GODDAMN ACE? What in the fuck is that all about?
I swear I would love to run statistically normal someday. I had two people watching me and they were like "WTF?". The only thing I run good in is gutter-fucking people. I swear I make a gutshot like 85% of the time. In that same 90-man. One of my first hands. I flop a gutter draw. Call off a small bet on the flop. Turn my gutter. Like the 5th or 6th gutter I have made tonight. I then OVERJAM 3K worth of chips in a deep stack game with fucking 30 chip blinds AND GET CALLED! Fucking ridiculous! I was able to ride that pony to seventh place where this hand happened. DonkMonkey says I should fold.
I have 20K in chips with 2k blinds. The EP guy raises. He had been raising a lot. The middle position dude overjams his entire stack. I have him covered by like 3k in chips. I figure an overjam there could mean anything. It definitely could mean Aces or Kings however I think more often it means something like TT-QQ, AK, AQ. Something like that. So I end up shipping it in. Hoping to double up. The early position guy folds as expected. I end up going out against Aces even though I flopped a king. I had a middleish stack.. probably like 5 of 7 there. The top stack was no more than 50-60K. I like my chances to take first if I win the hand. I also can hold on and wait for a better spot. What would you do?
** UPDATE: Missed the all important information of what my exact hand was. I had AKo.
posted by SirFWALGMan at
6:31 AM
7 Comments:
Don't jam with K-2os
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7:21 AM
Am I missing something? What was your hand?
10:35 AM
When? There were no K2's involved. Lightbulb is just 'tarded.
10:42 AM
You had K - something on the last hand... what was the something?
10:59 AM
Ah I thought I said. It was AKo.
11:59 AM
Ahhh - now that makes sense. That's a fold unless you have your gnome hammer handy....
Hmmm... 10BB and AK into a jam.... At the best you're flipping there (actualy, at best you're up against AQ or AJ) - most folks jam with pairs in that sitch, I've found. But the times you do win, you have a much better shot at taking it down. I would def go with it if I had some sort of read on the jammer, or if the stacks/blinds were forcing me to, but I would expect to lose a lot. Actually, I expect that anyway.
I've had a whole month of 2 outers. My ev this month is $100 positive, while my actual score is $200 negative. So quit your complaining... you could be me!
1:22 PM
Please your bad luck is like a sunshiny day to me.
1:55 PM
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