Josie, My Hero

Excerpts of my chat with Josie. I go downstairs to work on some QA issues and this one new girl gets really close to me and starts up a conversation. A few minutes later another girl comes by and tells the first girl she has the most beautiful green eyes and then she starts talking to me too. Uncharacteristically I decide to be social and we have a good conversation.

So I go upstairs and IM Josie:

Waffles: So if a chick stands close to me is that a good sign?
Josie: hmmm was it in a crowded elevator?
Waffles: no
Josie: no, in personal space is a very good sign.
Josie: Yes, that is a good sign.
Waffles: If she starts talking to me is that a good sign?
Josie: Yes, very good signs.
Waffles: then both start talking to me
Waffles: it was like an orgy or something
Josie: did you talk to them?
Waffles: yeah

So this morning I am like:

Waffles: If a girl feeds you cashews is that a good sign?
Josie: OMFG!!!