KQ The Donkeys Hand of Choice
I was doing exceptionally well in the NLHE game. The 5$ / 45 Person SNG. I was at the final table. Two from the money. I see POCKET ROCKETS. I raise 4xBB (3xBB + 1 Limper), Donkey calls with KQ. The flop comes Qxx. He bets out. I RAISE ALL IN FOR EVERY CHIP HE HAS IN THE WORLD. Hello? That means something fucktard. He calls. We flip. I am ecstatic. You know where this is going.. yeah, Q on the turn. I am out in 9th place!!! FUCKING DONKEYS I HATE YOU ALL!