Live Bloggin 10K MTT

Doing the whole tourney super aggro daddadadddaaadada LJAYYYY POWER style.

fuck it imma lj'it
wheee jam
thats the lj spirit
i shall adopt it
any hand that good in blackjack
is good for me
all in pre everytime
lol
here we go BlackJack!
3 180 CHIPS limpers
I am all in
1 jam past me
1 fold
2 fold
shit KK vs AA
K FLOP!
LJ RAWKS!
I love you LJAYYY!
lol
i better save this chat for blog post
dadadadaaadada LJAYYYY POWER!
LJAYYY POWAH RAISE 77 IN DA EP!
A33 flop
bluffing AA
shit nobodyu bought it lol
guess I shoulda bet bigger
hahahaha I still won
morons
BOOOM LJ POWER WORKS!
K9 S000TED! LJ POWAH!
K9 flop
lol
some danger
hmm
i may lose lol
fuck paire board river
HAHAH QT bluff I snapped it off!
up to 8k playing DADADADADAAADADDDHHHHH LJAYYY POWER!
OMFG this works so well
Raising T2 s000ted OOP to 4 limpers! GOOOO LJAY POWERS!
Three callers zang!
Dry flop bet out pot!
All Foldey I take down 1K POT!
DDDADDADADADADAAAAADA CHARGE! LJAYYYYY POWERS ACTIVATE!
BLACKJACK HAND! RAISE!
2 callers!
Had to fold. WOOT! Another Blackjack Hand!
I am out to the ANTI-LJ. Fuck me.
I check-raise a dude all in with air on the flop. He has A7 with a gutter draw,
and I have KJ with no redraws. I turn my K with LJayyy powers but can not fade the
fucktards calling off 6K of his 20K stack on the flop with Ace high and he hits his
gutter on the river!

Still that was fucking fun!

Sarah Silverman Wants Me

I was doing my daily research into all things internet. Actually I was debunking some retards idiotic slam of my page rank. I had to chuckle when he said "You will never get advertisements".. Um, yeah, the ten or so on the side do not exist. Moron. Freaking open your eyes before you make dumb comments.

Anyhow I had not checked my Webstats in a while and I saw this weird link. Now as I pondered who at Comedy Central might want to steal my content I looked closer at the link.

It is from Sarah_Blog. See that. Now I quickly went to Comedy Central and searched for Sarah. Who came up? Sarah Silverman! The real clencher that it was her and she wants me is that the weird link has ISRAELI CHARACTERS! Holy crap! It is so her trying to find out more information on Waffles! Listen baby. I am like totally free! You do not have to hide! You can call me, aight?

*** All opinions expressed above are subject to the Waffles delusional factor and may or may not be accurate. Please use caution when getting within range of the delusional field as it has been know to cause problems.

Jonesing

Been Jonesing for a little fix of poker so last night I threw down on the .01/.02 PLO8 tables. High stakes baby. Was a pretty fun game actually. I notice if I play too long then I get loose (AKA Bored?) and start losing. Good thing to note for the future. Got myself in a few good spots and ended up around 50BB up. Guess I can not complain. Not sure if I am disciplined enough to fuck around on these tables. Probably just say fuck it eventually and spew it off. Hopefully closer to the next free money day.

Other than that everything goes the same.. Still exercising. Calisthenics on hold. Back hurts still but is starting to calm down. May check the weight tomorrow night and see if I shed any more poundage.

Ouch

OMG! I was playing with my daughter tonight. I had her on my shoulders and was pretending to be a roller coaster zigging to the right and swooping down until I swooped when she zigged and all of the sudden my back freaked out. So now I am waiting for the real pain to start. My back is killing me and my ribs are sore. Tomorrow is likely to hurt a fuck load more. Guess I should not have teased TripJax. Lol.

Reader Comments

First off thanks for all the support as I go from Gilbert Grape to Adonis. I may stop somewhere in between as I am already too much for the ladies.

Lightning was curious if I had changed my diet much. I have not really. I have cut down on caffeine the most. I try and watch what I am eating a little more. Somedays I will try a little harder than others. I plan to eventually start cooking for myself more and get away from all the processed foods I eat. I can never see myself as a sunflower seed eating maggot. I think everything is good in moderation and will probably keep to that mantra.

As to Ick saying I needed to give Hoyazo props for his big win. All I can say to that is if a duck shits in the air enough times it is gonna hit someones head eventually.

Things I have Learned Walking

Things I have learned walking recently..

1. It can rain a lot of days in a row.
2. City kids like to play in the fountains. Fuck. I want to join them! Those sprinklers look awesome!
3. You can not go a block in Boston without getting a puff of smoke in you face.
4. Bayne says losing 5 pounds is a gimme when you exercise, nothing to write home about, it is nice to have friends.
5. Walking generates testosterone. Testosterone turns my normal surly attitude into fantasies about smashing the guys face into the cement just because he looks funny. Testosterone is probably a bad thing.
6. It really can rain a lot of days in a row.
7. Retarded kids picking on you is a low point in life.
8. City blocks are not all equal.
9. Hawk Chicks do not fear the rain and wear white shirts which makes Waffles very happy. White shirt on a chick is just behind Catholic Girl Skirt.
10. Man can it rain a lot of days in a row.

Exercise commences on a daily basis. Calisthenics starting up every other day. Drink of choice for exercising nerds is Diet Weight Watchers Root Beer, chilled, not frozen. Nobody sells these around here but at least the morning and dinner drink is set. Feeling a little Jonesing for poker after the PLO8 13th place 3-outer fiasco.

Mafia Wars

Fun game on Facebook. I finally hit 501 mafia members. This is the highest you can go at least to gain benefit in fights. To add Mafia members you have to invite them to be Facebook friends. Since I have finally hit the top I have started removing these people from my friends list. It is a slow and sad process as I finally realize that these people are not my friends. *cry*.

Exercise Plans

Still going. As to all the comments yesterday and suggestions thank you. Also thanks to BamBam for getting all inspired and shit. I would link you but your site has turned into a soft porn movie.

As for the drink suggestions lets run through them.

Dr. Chacko - Coke Zero.
Coke Zero weirds me the fuck out. I had gotten on a slight kick of drinking the stuff a while back. It just blows my mind for some reason. I honestly can not come up with any words to describe it. It is like something but nothing or something ya know? It is a decent choice for a replacement though. Possibly if I can get my brain around it I could do this.

Astin - Tea or coffee, black, unsweetened.
I am not sure if I have ever shared this on the blog which is totally weird but I HATE COFFEE! Anything even related to Coffee, Tea, Coffee Ice Cream! UG! It tastes like shit. OMG! I mean how do they get you to drink this shit in the first place? Everytime I taste coffee I want to puke. Unsweetened to top it off?!?!? ARGG!

IAK - Diet Something
This one is all me. I am a super scientist from the future and I have to tell you aspartame IS THE DEBIL! The FDA should ban this shit now but they are a bunch of corrupt, paid off, fucktards. I swear that thing eats your teeth and then it digests them with your internal organs. It is some sort of fast acting acid. I know you doctors with your degree thingies and stuff disagree with me but YOU ARE WRONG, I ARE RIGHT, STFU NOW! Mark my words just as I predicted $5 gas with Bush, among the other atrocities I predicted he would do, I know for a fact aspartame is going to be found to be a stone cold killah.

Bad Blood - Crystal Light
Ok I am going to avoid any pussy jokes here because frankly he is big and scary. However I think this is a good idea. It could work. Ah crap. I knew it. It has the Debel in it too! aspartame!!! Debil powdah! HELP!

So I guess the search continues.

I also bought a magical device called a pedometer. Mostly to figure out how far I am actually walking since those city block things confuse me. The pedometer is a magical, wondrous device and I have no idea how it works. It just like knows. Kinda like Google. Sick huh?

Hoyazo Translation V2.0

Nobody possibly could ever have a 3 on a 332 board when they are betting into me after I have shown strength. Oh my, they do have a three. This person is obviously a donk for calling 10$ off pre-flop in a five way pot and then stacking me for $190 more. I do not know how they can win with odds like that. I am going to get so much richer than I already am.

Exercise Make Feel Good?

Day 77 of my long ordeal of exercising.. no, wait, it can not be that long. Ok. Probably the first week. The rain is scheduled through Monday. It is comforting that god would kill everyone in MA by horrible flood just to get at me. At least he knows who I am. I did manage to weigh myself and I am down two pounds (including boot trick) in the first week. So off to a good start.

Today the pain set in. I can barely lift my arms. Somehow all the muscles between each rib are sore. Not sure what caused that probably the pushups. My stomach was hurting pretty good this morning too. Next day of calisthenics is Friday.

I am trying to figure out what to drink. I think 4-6 cokes a day is too much so I have cut down to just one at lunch. However I am at a loss for a good replacement. I could drink root beer and get the benefit of less caffeine but probably would not help me lose too much weight.

Water is out. I may be the only person in the world but water tastes like shit to me. I mean I have a low tolerance for boring stuff so maybe that is it. I have tried going all water a few times before but it just is not me.

I guess I am not going to worry too much at this point about the diet. I am of the opinion that diets suck. I would rather be 5000 pounds than not eat something. Exercise is where it is at and moderation on the really bad stuff.

I did buy a book with some recipes that I may try out. It has a set of 15,20, and 30 minute ones. Some of them look really tasty and they are all reasonably healthy when compared to say my couple of hot pockets last night. So basically not much going on so you will have to suffer through the exercise regime for a little while more.

Exercise Grind Continues

Another day of exercise. Another day of rain. Goodtimes. I actually threw some calisthenics in last night. a whole 15 pushups and 30 situps. Note to self: putting pressure on giant balloon seems like not such a good idea. Today I will study the difference between a pushup and a crunch and which one is better to do. Like how far up do you go before it is a crunch? Are crunches just something lazy people invented or are they the way to go. All this exciting news. I bet you can not wait until tomorrow.

Exercise Woes

Yesterday I was doing my walking thing. In the rain. See prior post. I walked from the train station down to the super market to meet up with my wife. On the walk I pass by this very friendly retarded fellow who comes up to me and say "You look funny with that stupid beard". I just got slammed by a retard. FML.

Noah Build Another Arc

I know god hates me but does he have to be so blatant? Ever since I went on this walking kick it had rained. Every. Single. Day. I prefer indoor, treadmill, walking so I do not have to deal with snow and rain, but I am treadmilless so I have been splashing through the rain everyday. I am almost positive that god is going to break his promise to Noah and flood the planet if I keep exercising. The boot trick worked and weighing without the boots I lost a pound already! Yay me!