Babysitter +1

I like our Tuesday/Thurday babysitter. She is a funny lady. I always come home and say "You still here?". I sorta think it's like "our thing". Not sure she knows this though.

She was nice enough to figure out how to get wax out of my drain. yeah, yeah, my drain got wax in it, wanna make a big deal about it? See we had this tree fall across all the power lines and the wife was busy fucking her boyfriend so could not come home to her terrified children. So I was running all around the house lighting candles and stuff. It pretty much worked out well except one.

I light up this candle in the bathroom and then go to the living room to get a nice fire going and keep the kids calm. I then return to the bathroom a little latter and the entire candle had melted down. All over. The sink. Down the sink drain. Everywhere.

I was stuck with a clogged drain. I tried Draino. Extra strength even. No luck. I got it to drain slowly but it was still obviously clogged. I come home the other night and the babysitter is all like *GRIN* "I fixed the sink".

I could not for the life of me figure out how? Anyone have any guesses? ...





.. she poured hot water from a tea kettle into the sink. Brilliant! Peace.

Josie In Wow

This is my little Josie character in WoW. I just got her a nice helmet so she can see when her secretary buries her in her XXXL boobs. XD.

Josie, My Hero

Excerpts of my chat with Josie. I go downstairs to work on some QA issues and this one new girl gets really close to me and starts up a conversation. A few minutes later another girl comes by and tells the first girl she has the most beautiful green eyes and then she starts talking to me too. Uncharacteristically I decide to be social and we have a good conversation.

So I go upstairs and IM Josie:

Waffles: So if a chick stands close to me is that a good sign?
Josie: hmmm was it in a crowded elevator?
Waffles: no
Josie: no, in personal space is a very good sign.
Josie: Yes, that is a good sign.
Waffles: If she starts talking to me is that a good sign?
Josie: Yes, very good signs.
Waffles: then both start talking to me
Waffles: it was like an orgy or something
Josie: did you talk to them?
Waffles: yeah

So this morning I am like:

Waffles: If a girl feeds you cashews is that a good sign?
Josie: OMFG!!!

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Are we really looking at the possibility of Newt Gingrich as president? I mean if someone came up to me and said "Hey this is going to be the president" a few years ago I would laugh my ass off at them. I would think Pamela Anderson would have a better shot. Have we really devolved to this level? Say it's not so! Peace.

Holy Fuck..

What a game. Missed catch. Shanked field goal. Patriots going to the Super Bowl! BOOOOOM! YAH!

Been doing a little...

Taking little steps. I think my best way to accomplish things is to break them down into tiny steps and do at least one a day. I have not compiled my list yet though. I want to get on it this weekend. I have however setup my new PC, gotten things comfy, started some stuff to do stuff and stuff. You know. Stuff.

Today I moved my alarm clock back into my room and set it up. I am setting it for 5AM. Every day. M-S. Trying to stabilize my sleeping patterns a little more. Also ate breakfast which I never do. I kinda like having the extra time in the morning.

Got so many things to do.. but instead of getting overwhelmed I just need to write them all down and stick to my one-a-day plan. Feeling semi-motivated and in a decent head space. Peace.

Tony Has Given Me An Idea

Tony's blog is always interesting to read. I really hope the guy gets some help. He really reminds me of myself at times.

Anyhow I have been reading his posts and his most recent one gave me an idea. He sends Josie emails and asks her to do him favors. Now Josie is the NICEST person on the entire planet. I mean she is a regular Mother Teressa. She tells me stories all the time of helping out homeless people. Not only does she help them out but she talks with them and really cares.

I tell her my stories of watching homeless people walk in the middle of the road and not doing anything to help. See how that works?

So since I am evil and Josie is incredibly good and can not stop helping people I have hatched a devious plan. Here it is. I can even TELL Josie what the plan is because she is too nice not to do it.

I need to get some motivation to get back in shape. I was doing really well last year and then November came. I get into a deep, dark, funk every November. So now I am back to way out of shape. I need to change this. I am going to start doing pushups again. The only problem with pushups is it gets tiring for me to keep feeling my own chest. I mean it was getting really tight and sexy but feeling yourself up is akin to masturbation: kinda like the real thing, but not quite as good.

So Josie baby I need your help! You must commit to feeling my chest all over once a month and telling me if it has improved. You must do a thorough investigation and tell me the truth. Thus I shall be motivated to continue getting healthy and will possibly avoid my scheduled 50yr old heart attack.

What do you say Josie? Can you help someone who is down on their luck? Can you provide some much needed help so that I can get back into shape? I need your help!! I am desperate and stuff. So what do you say woman? Can you help a poor, helpless, man with his health, his esteem, nay even his very life!!! How can you refuse? Peace.

Amazon

I may have to enter the 19th century or something. I think I am the only person on the planet without a cell-phone and who has NEVER ordered from Amazon.

I am getting a little dis-enfranchised with Barns and Nobel though. I have been trying to get a specific book for the past two weeks. I do not really want to tell them to order it. I just kinda keep slinking in and trying to find it. Until it comes I have gone back to the Felix and Gortek universe with the following two books which are very good. I would however like to continue the Horus Heresy series.

I see a large Amazon order in my near future.

Blaaarggghh!

Goddamit I knew changing all my passwords would be a bad idea. Now I have like 15 passwords that are all different and all 16 characters and a number. The good thing is I used mnemonic type things like "ScottishPeopleFuckSheeps4Real". So it would be easy to remember stuff. However cramming 16 new passwords into my addled old brain is not working well.. ah well, maybe in a few days I will be able to get it down. Until then no chatting with Josie at work. Boo. Peace.

First Post

I am posting on my new PC... BWAHAHAHA! Only stayed up till 2AM setting it up. Still not done. Love doing this. Missed it. Peace.

*** Update: Here are the Windows Experience scores. As expected the Graphics is the weak point right now. Not bad though. Plays Warcraft like a ballah at least.