A Collage of My Night
In no particular order..
Fuck you Poker Wolf.
Full Tilt Poker Game #15963665553: The Mookie (115861803), Table 2 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:25:10 ET - 2009/11/12
Seat 2: VBPro7 (30,420)
Seat 4: butchhoward (7,784)
Seat 6: Maniac57 (10,984)
Seat 9: Pokerwoolf (43,812)
VBPro7 antes 75
butchhoward antes 75
Maniac57 antes 75
Pokerwoolf antes 75
butchhoward posts the small blind of 300
Maniac57 posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [6d 5d]
Pokerwoolf raises to 1,800
Maniac57 calls 1,200
*** FLOP *** [4s 2s 3d]
Maniac57 bets 9,109, and is all in
Pokerwoolf calls 9,109
Maniac57 shows [6d 5d]
Pokerwoolf shows [8s 9s]
*** TURN *** [4s 2s 3d] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [4s 2s 3d Ad] [6s]
Maniac57 shows a straight, Six high
Pokerwoolf shows a flush, Nine high
Pokerwoolf wins the pot (22,418) with a flush, Nine high
Maniac57 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22,418 | Rake 0
Board: [4s 2s 3d Ad 6s]
Seat 2: VBPro7 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: butchhoward (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Maniac57 (big blind) showed [6d 5d] and lost with a straight, Six high
Seat 9: Pokerwoolf showed [8s 9s] and won (22,418) with a flush, Nine high
So sick that I flop the nut, turn a great draw with my nut, get Pokerwolf to call off 1/4 his stack on a shitty draw.. AND yet lose. Now I will say that Wolf had a lot of chips. He also probably thought I had like top pair because he is an idiot but fuck man can't I fade the flush draw? Cunt.
Waffles: I mean how many times can you do it in missionary on the bed? At least put on a wig and call yourself Donna.
I was more disappointed about not busting NYRambler than losing the Mookie. Perhaps this is why I am break even. Fucker kept chickening out on me. I would like to believe I lead to his demise as I crippled him before he wimpered away from my table... he also seemed to loose his mojo after that point and just tried to win with T2o all in pre... nice job.
Chat Monitor (Support): Maniac57 has lost their chat privilege for 1 minute. Inappropriate language is not tolerated.
After that I had a hard laydown of TT. I knew I was ahead but why race for my stack when I had a nice thing going. So I type @&*&@@ a bunch of times on different lines and then..
Chat Monitor (Support): Maniac57 has lost their chat privilege for 5 minutes. Spamming the table is prohibited.
Listen to me now Full Tilt. Imma tell you this because I like you. Stop treating adults like the government does!! Fucking let grown men swear and spam and have them use the fucking mute button if they are offended. Cocksucker. Your worse than the UIEGA you fucking hypocrites.
Almost forgot. Butch! Fuck you too. Goddamn fucking tourist vs my 99!!! Asshole. That is all.