Off the Hook
Chloe won. She did not respond after the last Heyyyyyyyyyyy. So I decided she wins and let her off the hook this morning:
Waffles: Hi. Sorry if I scared you last night. I passed out drunk from my bottle of whiskey then puked all over myself.
Sounds like a fun night. Glad to amuse my readers. You know I love you all. I really try not to lie and stuff but I just got caught up in the game. It was kind of fun doing something different. Should be back to swearing about the fucktard that two outted me soon enough.