Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sunday's Correction

The times are wrong on both events. Catfight is at 7:30 p.m. and the Waffle Bday Bash is at 8:30 p.m. I will ask Jordan to fix the banner.
- YoSoyVeneno

I have decided to donate all my winnings from my Birthday Bash to Cancer. Not including any weird side-bet gifts I win. You see I think cancer has been getting teamed up on too much lately. I mean the poor guy, all he wants to do is grow. Everyone with there "kill" cancer hater tourneys are really making it hard on him. Why does everyone always want to team up on a successful go getter? Jeez. So all of my proceeds from the bash are going straight to cancer. We can find a way to spread it quicker!! Possibly I will put the money in "Start Smoking" ad's in 3rd World countries like Australia, or maybe I will just buy a carton of marlboro's for Garthmeister. Either way I will do my best.

Actually my winnings will be directly deposited here, shhh, don't tell anyone I am a softy.


Blogger Garthmeister J. said...

I think that is a fine idea. To be able to start smoking successfully in Australia you really need a starter bankroll. A pack of cigarettes will set you back like $10, and it's probably over that these days!

Over here, with cigarettes less than $5, it's more expensive not to smoke.

Try and argue with my logic. You can't. It's impossible.

8:04 AM

Blogger TripJax said...

Actual comment from a fellow employee last week...

"I think I'm gonna change from the $80 package to the $50 package at my gym starting next month. With the money I save I can buy an extra carton of cigarettes each month."

She was dead serious.

9:29 AM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

I stopped giving money to AIDs foundations, because I don't want to support AIDs. Did you know that it actually can kill people?! I don't know why I've been supporting it for so long.

11:23 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Well, its mostly gays! JUST KIDDING! I actually hate all people and insult them equally be them white, black, yellow, purple, or pink.

12:02 PM


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