April in New England: Redux

Stop runing my april you beasts of the east. With your fat, floppy, asses, and your huge beer bellies. Now do not get me wrong. I like a women with some meat. I hate bones in my chicken and my women. If I want to get bruised during sex I will take up Karate, not sex with all those points and angles. Twiggy be gone! However hot and heavy momma, PLEASE do not think you need to wear a tube top. Why would you want to look like a jelly donut that exploded, all fat and wiggly, shit hanging down. I am not asking you to wear a Moo-Moo, but if I want to see some gross ass flab I will go here [** WARNING: JUST STOP BEFORE YOU CLICK **]. So leave off the thongs and short shorts. Forget the belly shirts. Yours is a beauty that must be uncorked slowly, not shoved in my face. I know baby. I know. Oprah has mislead you. Of course she says Fat is Hot! She is a Porker! That fat bitch on the view, sure she would wear a tube top, but she is a retard! Please.. Please.. Please.. stop ruining my April..