Thursday, December 20, 2007

Fire up the Rant Machine

Maybe try to control the pot size once in a while, and not just JAM on every single edge you might perceive?

I have heard some really fucking stupid comments in my life.. especially from Duggles.. but this one has to be the best. How can you call yourself a poker player and not want to get all your chips in the middle as a 81% favorite with one card to come. That is just the stupidest comment I have ever heard in my life. You can make a point that playing 23 s00ted is not good or whatever other idiotic point you might like but that comment was retarded. I really wish you would explain what you mean because I can not even fathom a reality in which I do not want all my chips in on that turn.

Also for you s000ted connector haters fuck you too.. you know who you are.. you guys are so fucking full of shit you eyeballs smell. I have watched you play over the years. If a s00ted connector walks up to you, whips it's dick out of it's pants, and slaps you across the face with it you are going down on your knees and blowing it off.. then you are going to let it make the money shot in your face and lick the s00ted goodness off your fingers. So stop pretending your all little school girls all nice and virginally pure.

On the good side I am playing some of the best poker ever not from a results standpoint or even possibly a cards standpoint but my mentality has been reasonably good. I have been setting time limits for my play and sticking with them. So as not to become too unfocused by long sessions.. and also to avoid the mentality of "Well I am down 3BB lets just play a little longer and make it a winning session".. I am putting myself into the mentality of one long session and when I end then night is more a function of time and focus as opposed to result.

Even though I am totally livid about the hand last night.. and just basically the past three days where I have gotten people in so bent over it is not even funny.. and yet still have not gotten full penetration.. I did not go off and do anything destructive which is good. I still have my meager roll to work with and in general I am taking this very seriously and making some good strides. I do not think I will ever not get emotional about hands but I can recognize it and leave or do other things to combat the issue.

Also I got to be lewd to one of my favorite people The Scary Lady. She sort of disappeared into real life after last years blogger gathering and has been missed. Hope to see you around the chats even if you have no time to play poker!!!

Tonight I shall try yet again. Peace. Oh and by the way.. I am rooting for JJ or Iggy to win, but I am putting the cooler pick on Jeciimd. I think he is on a streak and is going to do well. If you get gigli man do not kill me please! I also think Chad is one of the best MTT players in our group so he has no shot in hell of winning this.


Blogger Chad C said...

How can Astin not win? How is Astin not a millionaire already? I would take out a loan to bankroll Astin in $10K events!!!!

9:48 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same Duggles that blatantly lies about hand histories then deletes his posts after he's busted?

How can you listen to that donkey?

9:55 AM

Blogger Instant Tragedy: Just Add Water said...

Why is it surprising who are the first two comments to this blog.

I'll make the ultimate prediction later on my blog, and mark it down, like the Browns, it will be ugly, it will be a slumpbuster and you can take it to the bank!

And no it's not Chad or Iggy!

10:08 AM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

I'm surprised Don can remove his tongue from Waffles' asshole long enough to say anything.

Look, 2 pair is NEVER the nuts, so it doesn't hurt to try to keep it in your pants with a VERY vulnerable hand!

I said it was just a thought. Fuck me for trying to help.

10:12 AM

Blogger The Wife said...

Waffles, only you can manage to write about suited connectors using porn analogies. I can never let my children read you, but you make me laugh.

11:11 AM

Blogger pokerguy2200 said...

I would like to play a lot of hands with you if you think 23 s00ted is a good starting hand. Grow up and take your punishment. You lost the hand - that's proof enough that Duggles was right.

11:32 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I would love to play many hands with you pokerguy because your math skills are worse than my cats. Moron.

12:01 PM

Blogger The Wife said...

And just to clarify - I assume this sounded like porn. Not that I would know. Like what a "money shot" is or anything. In case my father-in-law is reading.

12:14 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Wait your father-in-law is reading my blog! Sweeeet!

12:18 PM


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