Thursday, February 07, 2008

Fuck it I'll Bite..

In keeping with the retarded internet fight themes I guess I will bite. MiamiDon showed me this site where some Bodonky fag is talking shit about me. Now I have never claimed to be a massively winning player but I do not lie.

The first mistake he makes is assuming I have never withdrawn any money. I have withdrawn multiple times in the past of sums of money in the 1K range. I think the second bad assumption he makes is I am broke. I actually have a nice $1200 starter bankroll which is growing nicely. The majority of the "bust" outs I have reported over the past year have been on bankrolls started from free advertising money of $50. I would run it up a little and bust out. All of this money was FREE and so I do not consider it a loss. However if we take 50/mo for the past two years (even though this is longer than I have had the advertising) we come up with $1200. So in fact even if we were to over count this money I am still BREAK EVEN. Not counting any withdrawals I have made. I am very annoyed that someone would call me a liar. I am very proud of having made no money over the past few years and nobody can take that away from me. Nobody!

Next we get to my favorite comment on the blog.

$mokkee said...

i think you'll find very few players are making money or break even. the biggest problem for them is BR mgmt. Wawfuls has no BR mgmt skills. that's why he keeps going busto. somebody is staking him for the blogger big cash game Fuel has put together next wed night during the mOOk. whoever did that has got way too much $$$ to burn IMO.

How the fuck can this whiny bitch talk any shit about me? I mean seriously. I remember just a month or so ago he was whining about how he can never win on Full Tilt and that he sucked and he went busto and tears and shit. I have no idea how well he does in Poker but the times I have played against him I was not so impressed that he should be talking shit. So go chase your gutshots and whine about your Aces never winning and shut the fuck up. Jesus. Retards.


Blogger Buddy Dank said...

You're such a drama queen.

11:51 AM

Blogger Uncle Chuck said...

I just want to know who this "bloggercrush" dude is that talks about the "millions" of NL tournaments that he has played. How he is stalking Chad, Emptyman and a few others. Consistently barking about how others trash talk and then all you read is trash on his blog. The guy has been rading blogs for over a year now and can recall when a cash game player wins one tournament blah blah blah.

Maybe there is some irony here and he is just doing it on purpose... if so, good stuff I guess cuz it seems to be getting to people.

However I'd be careful of what I write because it usually comes back to haunt you. I'd only call someone a donkey if I wasn't one myself... and Smokkee has already outted him as a liar.

I guess the HH will speak for itself...

1:00 PM

Blogger KajaPoker said...

I think this crusher fellow is an alter-ego on par with The Assistant from Hoy-synopsis. Nobody heard of him before $mokkee linked him up.

Whatevz these dramz are silly.

And you're still a loser.


1:18 PM

Blogger $mokkee said...

yo 5-7 boy, i still can't win jack shit on FAWK! Tilted Poker. but, that's ok cuz i'm more than happy with my new donkey homeland. more and more blonkeys are finding Bodog to be profitable and i take full credit for steering them there.

btw, when i said you should "QUIT IMMEDIATELY!" after you dubbled on Fuel last night. i wasn't kidding. maybe, you'll listen next time.

3:04 PM

Blogger Chad C said...

Why do you feel the need to justify yourself? It's a caaaaaard gaaaaame!!!

Whooooooooooo caresssssssssssss........

3:32 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

So now besides being a rotten player you also are a ratholer? If I ran with the $500 profit I made I would be as bad as.. well.. you I guess. I enjoyed the experience and learned a few things.

6:18 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


7:33 AM

Blogger BamBam said...

I can take a lot of crap and since I usually deserve it, I try to go with the flow. (Crap/Flow reference fully intended)

I think we all have the right to put whatever the hell we want on our own sites, but to call someone you've never stood face to face with for any amount of time a LIAR ? WTF???

I hope he enjoyed his one day of high traffic.

11:37 AM

Blogger RaisingCayne said...

Oh, what an assclown. Check out his very first post, makes all his later rants look ridiculous!

Below was cutout of his first post... (I love hypocrisy):

" is what I do not get. Why would someone act all proud to have left a bunch of negative comments... ...Doesn't that just mean you were basically a jerkoff for an entire year?... ...What am I missing? Is being a dick really what makes you so proud about being a blogger? That to me takes "pathetic" to a whole new level. I really hope somebody will help these people to open their eyes and check themselves, because what kind of person loves acting like a dick just for being a dick's sake?"

LOL! I too am VERY curious... what kind of person loves acting like a dick just for being a dick's sake?
We'd have to ask this crusher evidently, as I thought this was a rhetorical question, but it's evidently the theme for his entire blog! WTF? I love hypocrisy.

2:27 PM

Blogger Drizztdj said...

I heart drama.

8:06 AM


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