Friday, February 06, 2009

Old People Dreams

I woke up having the best old person dream ever. I was sentenced to go back to high school for some reason. I am not sure what my crime was. So I am sitting in class and this little eighteen year old senior is saying "I wonder what old people sex would be like.. I hear forty year olds are the best.. I have had guys my age and they are so quick, and twenty year olds are so bad.." and she is blabbering on while fingering herself through her cotton panties and trying to come on to me. Old people dreams are weird.

3 Comments:

Blogger Riggstad said...

THERE'S OUR WAFFLES!

Welcome back kid!

8:09 AM

 
Blogger Baywolfe said...

Yeah, I'm with you brother. I have two daughters-in-law, one is 35 and the other one is 24.

So, is it wrong that I sorta, kinda, look at them, er, ah, objectively?

12:53 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

haha if its not blood no foul?

5:31 PM

 

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