Friday, May 28, 2010


I was not going to watch the Blogger game last night. I was not all that interested in who won. I was kind of hoping for an Old Schooler like April to take it all down. I thought JJ had a great chance too. He played two BBT events in two years and won both. I just put up the lobby so I could see who won in the morning.

My desire to not watch the game totally came unhinged though as I saw the leader board fluctuate up and down. Riggs wore down my last bit of resolve and I ended up railing the whole thing. Here are some thoughts.

Hoyazo was the kiss of death. His picks were universally bad and I think only two of them even made the final table. He chose: Hoyazo, oossuu, Jim McManus, TripJax, the Goat, All in at 420, VinNay, pvanharibo and Shabazz Jenkins. I was sad to see OSU go out first. I think he played a hell of a series. While it did prove my point that there are no favorites and every game is starting from scratch I was kind of pulling for him.

I went on super monkey tilt from the "Good Game" comments. I mean are you fucking kidding me? Can we change this to like NT (Nice Try), or TB (Too Bad). Something besides good game. I mean telling that monkey fuck Jim McManus that he played a good game by going out in 17th place with a shit hand? Is that really a good game? If you end up only doing better than 4 people? Seriously? I mean I know if this was a live game Goat would be sucking Jim off under the table but good game really, truly?

You know who played a good game? HOYAZO! He went out a bit early. However he had to be taken out by a two outer that improved to a boat. The Goat monkey fucked his chips in the middle totally fucking beat and got beyond lucky. I hate to say it but you can give him a good game.

Goat then tries another two out Monkey Fuck and can not pull it out of his ass this time. Good game? Fuck no. Your monkey ass should of been on the street a whole fucking lot earlier than this. Not good game.

You people who say gg offend the English language worse than I ever could. I fucking ass rape the English language with a rusty pipe daily but you, and your good game, is way beyond that. It is like sticking a broken bottle in BEFORE the rusty pipe!

You know who played a good game? JJ played a good game. He deserved to win. He fucked up sure. Everyone does. He consistently kept at the top chip stack with like maybe a fifteen minute diversion with a few stupid plays. The whole fucking game. He was a top three stack. That my friends is a good game.

You know who else played a gg? April did. Texas April. I know retarded huh? She played great and ended up getting sucked out on when her A7 could not hold against an all in call by A4. Pro tip people. I do not care if it is blind vs blind you just do not get that much equity by calling all in with A4. Shoving could be alright but calling blah.

I tell you one thing. Until the final table this was NOT a blogger game. No. Some aliens took the bloggers and replaced them with actual poker players. It was sick. People were making laydowns. They were value betting instead of ramming in with nothing. People were actually playing normal, solid, poker. I never thought I would see it.

The final table did my heart good though. It degenerated into the donkey fuck I am so used to. People sucking out with AQ vs QQ. Jamming A7 only to get called by A4 and donkey fucked hard. NY Rambler proved his fuck a duck luck style pays off when after folding for six hours straight he jams his remaining 3K chips into the chip leader with the almighty 87. Not even suited. He is up against AQ s000ted. Flop 8. Turn gives AQ suited a flush draw. River. Blank. The retard was able to actually win after that. So sick. You wait six hours then you decide 87o is the best chance for you to win the tourney... and your right. Jesus. Poker is fucking sad.

All in all I was glad to see the smoes beat the pro's and have our boys take most of the final prizes. I am happy to see JJ lucksack into another win. Three games. Three wins. Fuck you. Blow. At least he is one of the good ones. I guess Rambler is better than some FT shill winning. Barely. It would have been nice to have seen someone like April or Marge go deeper and represent the old school. Both of them did really well. So ends another year of BBT fun. peace.


Blogger Riggstad said...

Don't lie. I had nothing to do with you watching the tourney! You couldn't help yourself and the WOW servers were down.

7:12 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Geez Waffles -- I thought you'd be rooting for me. That way, in your crazy logic, you would have seen where you should have been. That's okay though. Delusional guys are fun!

7:21 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Good recap. I should've railed.

7:42 AM

Blogger Josie said...

And the gg thing - that just a little nod of respect, a tip of the hat...when I type it in I don't mean it literally.

7:43 AM

Blogger Andrew said...

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7:53 AM

Blogger Julius_Goat said...


7:54 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

LOL. Look at the first Twitter comment. It says it all Lightning! I actually was rooting for everyone EVEN YOU except for the FT shills like Jim and 420 fucker. Not that they are bad guys but I want OUR guys to win.

8:00 AM

Blogger BamBam said...

maniac57[observer]:gg bam


8:13 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I like to humor the elderly Bam.

8:25 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't watch one second of that donk v. donk violence but I'm glad our boy won yet again.

And even though it's extremely hard to type this, I gasp agree with you, gg is the dumbest shit ever. It's some retarded bullshit liberal nice guy standard reply when in fact it is really insincere.

Thanks for the honest recap.

9:19 AM

Blogger jjok said...

thanks bub.....

12:45 PM

Blogger NewinNov said...

Have to agree with the gg comment. The peer pressure to use it is so strong.

2:38 PM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

The anti-gg rant is an instant classic.

3:37 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

well played waffles, gg

8:07 PM


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