Thursday, May 31, 2012


Seriously lifehacker? Step out into nature to boost your creativity? Fuck you. Have you ever even been out in nature? First off there is this light in the sky thing. I think they call it a star or the sun or something? It fucking burns your eyes. You can not even turn it down! I mean who makes a fucking lighting system without any dimmer switches?

Secondly there are millions of fucking wild animals.. insects, grey furry things, all kinds of dangers.. Bee's trying to stab your face off. How can you relax and boost your creativity when all you are doing is swatting mosquitoes and hoping a fucking bear does not come out and eat you?

Finally there are the silent attackers. You know what I mean? The pollen faeries! Oh my god! These things fly into your eyes and make them water and shoot up your nose making it sniffle and sneeze. The damn things fly down your throat and make you cough and infest your lungs so you can not breath! You end up wheezing worse than Grouchie fucking a chick without his inhaler.

I always thought lifehacker was for nerds.. obviously they have sold out. Stupid motherfuckers do some research before you post an article. Peace.


Blogger lightning36 said...

Always a thrill to read your positive spin on things ...

btw -- grrouchie is now your whipping boy instead of me? Whatever happened to the good ol' days when "Waffles ‏@SirFWALGMan
Fucking you cocksucker Lightning!" was at the the top of tweets in your blog for seven months?

7:39 AM

Blogger grrouchie said...

Lightning is jealous? That's so posh.

Also, no inhaler = bad times at Ridgemont High.
Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze - no baby, keep sucking, I'm enjoying it even if It doesn't seem like it.

9:17 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Waffles, sunglasses, sunscreen and OFF. Pick them up and head outside. Being outside does wonders for those feeling shitty. (like you)

10:05 AM

Blogger KenP said...

You have been seen on an Indian Reservation -- Foxwood. Waffles is a closet nature phreak.

10:52 AM

Blogger grrouchie said...

The sun is an instrument of evil and a pawn controlled by the government which Josie is obviously an employee.

"outside" is dangerous. Stay inside on a computer man - watch some porn and eat some Twinkies.

11:15 AM

Blogger Josie said...

@grrouchie, OMFG I'm starting to wonder if you want Waffles are the same person.

12:08 PM

Blogger Josie said...

lol that's "if you AND waffles are the same guy." you may want him too, but I wasn't pondering that. :P

12:09 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

Josie, Grrouchie and I have had this conversation privately!

2:40 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

They even look a bit alike :)

2:41 PM

Blogger Josie said... think they look alike? So grrouchie 's like my height too? Lol

3:38 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

Waffles was the first to mention their resemblance after I sent him a topless picture of Serge. I guess they do look a bit alike.

4:37 PM

Blogger grrouchie said...

waffles is my long lost brother and in all honestly I'm sure it's possible because my maternal vagina was a fucking whore (not a whore in the Josie loves that word sense either)

5:42 PM

Blogger sebszebra said...

I went outside once, but the roof was leaking.

7:35 AM


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