Tightie Whities
What the fuck is wrong with undies these days? I mean seriously. When I was a kid they made fruit of the loom to last! I had undies that did not die for 27 years! I still wore them! Now the pair I bought last year is all shredded and falling apart! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I know I have a fucking huge cock but the undies should still survive! Make better products assholes. Peace.
posted by SirFWALGMan at
8:53 AM
6 Comments:
Eww 27 yr old undies!
Hmmm Shall I send a care package of undies over?
9:01 AM
Sounds a lot like planned obsolescence. They don't make stuff like they used to.
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9:02 AM
Maybe your farts have become more toxic?
11:30 AM
You should consider going commando.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9fegdPngJM
1:10 PM
Ummm ... mebbe the old ones held up better because they were washed after you wore them instead of covering your gnarly ass for months at a time?
1:16 PM
Then, I am guessing you've bought the same size since you were fifteen. We've all been bored to tears over you bouts with exercise and weight fluctuation. I imagine you are stressing the fabric these days to the breaking point. 27 years and all the same size?
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6:40 AM
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