Monday, July 02, 2012

Why The Fuck Not

National Josie Has A Vag Day courtesy of Grouchie the less of a fat ass than before.

I am still in a fucking bad mood. Sending all my best wishes to Carmel because human beings really should be shot. This shall be my presidential campaign platform.

Motivation levels fluctuating between none and why don't I fucking shoot myself in the head. Some days I wonder why I even bother to get up and other days I look around and say what the fuck are you whining about you Vag. Who the fuck do you think you are Lightning? Josie on National Josie Has A Vag Day? You have it pretty good compared to some starving stupid fuck in Ethiopia. Fucking serves them right anyways not being born in a good country like America. Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck you all. See I am in a good mood. Is Ethiopia even starving anymore? I am old and remember they were a long time ago. Like in 1997. Do you old fucks remember this? Did someone feed them or something? I dunno. Fuck off! Love Waffles.

** P.S. No Ethiopians were harmed in the making of this blog post.


Blogger lightning36 said...

I cast my vote for shooting yourself in the head. If you need a gun, contact The Crafty Southpaw. He is enamored of them.

btw -- please remit a $125 professional consultation fee to me.


2:52 PM

Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

Sombody's still pissed from the Face Up fiasco, no?

2:57 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said..., not really, I would have enjoyed a peaceful suckout but whatever.. on life tilt right now..

3:18 PM

Blogger Josie said...

I think it's time for intensive very josie therapy. I can def get u in a good mood.

3:29 PM

Blogger Rob said...

Still not seeing the connection between Josie admitting she was wrong and "Josie has a vag" day.

Is her admitting she was wrong the only proof we have that she has a vag? And how does that prove it?


5:17 PM

Blogger Josie said...

OmgRob. How bout u just have faith that all my equipment is female.

7:57 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

I wish Blogger had a "like" button. Lightning is beginning to edge his way to the top of my favorite old dude/Blogger list.

10:27 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Surprised that I am not already at the top, Carmel, especially since you have seen the real deal. The others are just online pretenders.

6:18 AM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

Well, he is old

8:33 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

I'm cheap not easy.

9:27 AM

Blogger Josie said...

I'm easy but not cheap.

10:12 AM


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