Friday, June 15, 2012

Fucking Pissy Week

I am totally pissed off tonight. I have had it for the week.

First my boss starts arguing with me about this retard doing programming work. I know he is a fucking good business person but HE CAN NOT CODE FOR SHIT! Fucking moron. Have we not learned from untold crashes? 1600 line methods? No? I mentioned these things. He was like "well he has to learn sometime".. That is like saying that I need to learn to be a doctor by doing open heart surgery on this guy. Please say that boss. All will be forgiven.

My son then chickens out asking his girlfriend out. It is fine I suppose. He said that he was going to but that his mom said he really did not have friends in school because only two kids ask him over their houses.. and it made him self conscious which caused him to question himself and then he decided not to ask her out. We need to have a talk you fucking bitch.

My new manager then writes this pissy, condescending, shithead message to me and cc's my boss. He basically is complaining the I can not/will not enter fucking hours in the tracking system on a daily basis. Is that the best you can do you fucking retard? Yeah, it is, because I am fucking lightyears ahead of you on writing code.

I was trying to be nice to the guy. He is a horrible manager. He should go fuck a porcupine. He makes changes without getting buyin from the people involved. He tells another programmer, and I quote, "ewwww" when he shows him his code. Tells the old programmer he needs to be more "cutting edge". The fucking baby has been in 3-4 groups. Each time he has gone wah wah wah I do not want to be here wah wah wah and went to other groups. Wah wah wah I wanna be a manager. Ok you can manage this. Wah wah wah. I do not want to manage that anymore I want to manage this. Wah wah wah. He is a retarded giant fucking baby.

I could have just let bad shit happen. Instead I tell him about the troubles he is causing within the group he made changes in without consulting them at all. I get him together with the principle person and make good things happen. I do not tell the boss that he has caused these issues. When the install is fucked up beyond anything I have ever done I do not tell the boss he fucked it up. I go downstairs and fix it and spend the night making sure we do not lose QA cycles.

Never again. I am fucking going to wage unholy war on him. Everything he fucks up go straight to the boss. If he causes issues in other groups I am going to encourage them to tell his boss that he is fucking things up. If he wants to be an immature, bitch of a manager then he has lost my support and I will undermine him in every way possible. This is what his style of management buys him. Both people he is managing think he is an asshole and everyone he works with at the very least think he is incompetent. Fucking insecure asshole. Fuck you. Fuck.

6 Comments:

Blogger Josie said...

You've said FUCK or a form of it over a dozen times. Well done!

8:31 PM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

I know how you feel.

When I first started this new job in Jan, there was this guy who asked me to set up a streamed app that I thought should be done in a different way. But I didn't know the guy and i got the feeling he was an important dude. So i sent an mail to my team lead/boss and asked her the best way to "handle" this guy and get him to see that what he was asking for was fucking stupid.

And the dumb bitch forwarded the email to him. Does she not think i know how to CC a fucking email if I wanted him to see it?

Good managers are few and far between.

8:35 PM

 
Blogger Carmel said...

Maybe you should take a second look at the baby seal picture, it made me smile. The wife is a real jerk.

10:46 PM

 
Blogger JT88Keys said...

I don't know programming and systems project work, so I won't comment on that. I have, however, essentially been in high school for almost 30 years now thanks to my work with my local high school's choral program, so I can offer advice on your son's teen relationship.

I cannot count the number of times I have heard a high school girl say, "I really like (insert guy name) and would have gone out with him, but he never asked." They want you to take that step out into the unknown and risk it to ask them out. So if he likes the girl and feels like they have a connection (not just a you're cute I like you connection, but they know each other for real and she seems to like him too) then he should absolutely go for it.

9:20 AM

 
Blogger Rob said...

Don't hold back now Waffles....tell us how you really feel.

12:16 PM

 
Blogger APOSEC72 said...

Goddammit, stop dividing by zero.

10:18 PM

 

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