Sunday, August 20, 2006

You Suck

Yet again Duggles proves how pathetic and really just totally sad he is. He asks Slb to get me into a chat so he can tell me how great of a player he is. You see his life is so worthless that all he has left is to follow me around Full Tilt and take note of any mistake I make. I think that in Africa they shit in the toilet and look to see if there are any worms in the shit and if they find one they call all there friends and say: Duggles! Duggles! Although I may be giving you too much credit there.

He then tells me how I should realize what a great player he is and goes through all of his great exploits. I do not give a shit. I will state it here and now and forever I say you suck. It may not be true. It might be. The truth is probably somewhere in between. If I want to say you suck though it is my prerogative. So you suck. You can say as loud as you want that I can not say it, but I just did. See. You suck. I did it again. You see this is my blog and I can make any statement I please. You can whine and cry and say it is not true. That is what you can do. However you can not stop me from saying it. See. You suck. I actually like saying it. It sounds pretty good and probably could make a new feature of the week.

For someone who named his blog GoBeRude you can not take ANYTHING. You love to dish it out. Tell people how much they suck and how you hate their blogs, the way they dress, the way they speak, how they work, whatever. If someone says ANYTHING a little contrary to you forget it. You go ballistic. You have the least self esteem of anyone I have had the misfortune of not meeting in my life. So in conclusion: YOU SUCK!


Blogger slb159 said...

Well, I made my best effort to get you guys chattin', but it backfired...oh well. Yeah, was a rough conversation between two competitors...I had to leave 'cause it got too bad. See you guys later.

1:22 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I call bullshit, you wanted to have fun watching us fight. lol.

1:27 AM

Blogger slb159 said...

Well, if you took that the wrong way, then so be it...not wanting to make enemies here as I've done so in the past. Sorry it didn't go the way I planned. Gl man.

3:10 AM

Blogger Nijle said...

Why they hell would you put two guys in a chat room and expect them to work it out? Maybe woman can talk through shit, but not men!

The only way these two are going to "be civil" is to just drop it all togeather, eventually it will get old and they'll both move on. And if not who cares anyway?

I know. Maybe we should get the UN to make a resolution on this matter. That ALWAYS seems to make peace with things!

6:07 AM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

You're a liar.

Most of the time you are just talking about shit you have no idea about.

Other times you just make shit up.

Just do what I asked.

Shut the fuck up.

6:47 AM

Blogger TraumaPoker said...

You are #1 on my on notice board.

6:59 AM

Blogger Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

I think people just fight with you to get there hits up on their blogs. I don't have a blog, so we can't fight.

Anyway, my fight game is better suited to lesbian runaways and dogs, so it wouldn't be worth your effort.

See you at the mook.

7:01 AM

Blogger C.L. Russo said...

Eric, I don't think anyone would stir the pot just to get hits on their blog.

I, for one, would never post a message here just to get people to read my funny, exciting blog "Inside the Mind of CL Russo" at

That would be crass.

9:06 AM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

While Duggle may suck, and Waffle may suck, these posts about Duggle and Waffle sucking DEFINITELY sucks. Have you gotten back to poker yet?

10:30 AM

Blogger smokkee said...

i thought this fued would've died off by now. guess i wuz wrong.

i hope both of you do well at the tables so we can hear more about all the kick ass cashes you're pulling down instead of slamming each other.

GL fellas.

10:31 AM

Blogger Garthmeister J. said...

I am still picturing Eric fighting lesbian runaways... Bone Daddy's Beatdowns. That is, if Eric actually wins the fights.

11:01 AM

Blogger HuggymyBumpy said...

11:17 AM

Blogger AlCantHang said...

Let's hug it out, Johnny Cakes.

11:56 AM

Blogger Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

If my fight with the dog is any reflection, place your money on the lesbian.

12:19 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

lol. Excellent art work Humper.

1:00 PM

Anonymous kipper said...

You two should be husband and wife.


1:30 PM

Blogger Jules said...

You mean they're not married already?
I'd say play nice in the sandbox you two, but honestly, you'll be bored of each other eventually.

1:57 PM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

We're not married.

We just fuck occasionally.

7:12 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are both donkeys.

8:45 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huggy that cartoon is hilarious. Is that why you never get laid?

10:56 AM


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