I know I have not been posting much but the new job keeps me busy and I have been mostly playing live. I did have a serious problem I need a hand with though. I only think men need to answer this since it does not apply to women. Here it is.
You enter the only bathroom on the floor and there are three urinals. Two adult ones and one midget one. A guy is occupying adult urinal #1. What do you do?
A. Violate Man Law and go piss next to him like a homo. Not that there is nothing wrong with being a homo mind you.
B. Use the midget urinal and hope you do not get too much piss on your sox.
C. Come back later
D. Any other suggestions are welcome
On the poker front I was one hand away from an entry to the Aussie Millions qualifier. I played a 600FPP SNG. The way it went down was five people left. I have 6K, Donkey one has 4K Donkey two is around 600 chips. I raise AK. I get re-raised by Donkey one, Donkey two shoves all his chips in, I decide to push and make it HU. So I stick 6K in the pot. I get almost insta-called by Donkey one. The cards are turned over and it is my AK vs Donkey one's AJ vs Donkey three with the 68s. Now Donkey three is not a factor as I make 3K even if I lose to him. So while I am 40% against the two of them, I am like 70% against Donkey one. SO I am basically 70% away from winning the entry. How do I figure that? If I bust both donkeys I have around 13K vs two guys left with <1K stacks. If I just bust Donkey one I have 12K with the next largest stack being 1600. I think if I lost with that kind of lead to these donkeys I would have to shoot myself. So anyway I lose again as a Jack spikes on the river. Damn RiverTilt! One has to kind of laugh that I was involved against the only person who had enough chips to hurt me, I had him dominated, and I lost. Ahh well Donkeys will be Donkeys!