Monday, October 20, 2008

Rambles

Still frustrated that I missed the Million seat by one. Oh well. This is some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time. I was laughing so hard.

Um - one girl was sitting on the toilet, the other girl was on her knees, and they were doing the kind of thing you would see on a website that would be blocked at work.

I screamed like a little girl, and then Shawna and I went running back out into the club. I never laughed so hard in my life. I was SERIOUSLY shocked. I thought for sure they would be snorting some lines or possibly passed out on the toilet. I was not at all prepared for a live porn show right there in the bathroom.
-- CarmenSinCity


Chicks have to live in a different world than us men. If I ever peeked over the top of some guys stall he would probably chase me down with shit hanging out of his ass and beat the fuck out of me.

My SNG run has slowed a bit but I have no complaints. Can anyone tell me if a 21% ROI in SNG play is any good? I think it might be. The last loss I had was brutal but the new and improved Waffles just laughed and shrugged it off. After 3 raises before him my opponent jammed on the bubble and I insta-called. He had 44 and I had KK. I really hate Kings lately. Anyway the two fours on the flop were not helpful. Then Full Tilt starts taunting me like crazy showing me flops like K44x and K4x4 and all kinds of shit like that. Every possibility where Kings lose to fours. It was mean. I took it all in stride though.

My beloved Red Sox have to go home after a valiant effort. I am truly saddened by the loss. Taking off the fan hat though I think that a Philly-Tampa World Series is a good thing for baseball. People get tired of the Sox and Yankees winning every year. A more balanced game seems to be a good thing. I can still cheer for the Phillies in the series too. I get rights of marriage ownership of the Phillies. The kids even have shirts and hats from the team.

4 Comments:

Blogger BWoP said...

And now the Phillies are dooooooomed.

11:54 AM

 
Blogger $mokkee said...

the cooler has spoken. place your bets now.

2:11 PM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

I'm glad you liked my little story. That shit was so funny. I must have told that story for years and laughed about it. The girls didn't even stop!!! They just kept going at it. Crazy fuckers!

3:45 PM

 
Blogger Rich: the original PushMonkey said...

go rays

6:18 AM

 

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