RANT
I hate stupid people. Perhaps I am stupid and do not know what I am doing. Since they hired me to fix some retards broken system that everyone and their mother complains about I sort of doubt that.
First the retard tells me that I have to use more temp tables. I try and tell him there are better ways. However he will not listen and I just ignore him. The other day his database hard crashed. Why? The temp table grew too large and shutdown the DB. Now this is a DBA issue really but it is one of the many reasons you do not want to overuse temp tables.
Next the jackass is trying to tell me that views are bad. Um. Why? Because temp tables are better. No. Why are views bad? You do not have a fucking clue do you motherfucking retard? The first day we started the project our boss said Shitty system you wrote left side my new system right side. I have full control over the right side and you will not fuck it up anymore than you have already. So go fuck yourself.
End Rant.
posted by SirFWALGMan at
1:03 PM
5 Comments:
Oh how I feel your pain. Nothing like retarded monkeys telling the programmers how it should be done because they know a few buzz words.
3:19 PM
How is your vegan trial going so far? Need any tips?
6:45 PM
Good good good......
5:11 AM
You know Bill too?!?!
10:02 AM
I once worked with a system developed by a guy that didn't like gaps in integer primary key fields. He'd reuse them to make sure to fill in the gaps. Ok...a bit nitty, but oh well. How did he find the gaps? Yes, the stupid bastard used a linear search. 500,000 records in a table with no gaps takes a fair bit of time to figure out the MAX + 1 would be fine.
Temp tables blow.
12:19 AM
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