Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The End is Near

Looks like the day that all my female blog readers have dreaded is coming. Soon I shall be single. I think saying that here and other places makes it kind of sink in. On the good side the wife and I get along well enough. We will work together and do this the right way. No scumbags involved until the very end and only for finalizing things.

It is probably for the best. I was ready to suffer for the next twelve years or so until the kids were ready for college but her idea is probably better. We really were more infatuated with each other than in love. We also are very stubborn and never really merged together. We always had issues compromising on things which is bad. The world sort of conspired against us too as the first 2-3 years of our marriage was full of new kids, dead parents, and all kinds of things that conspired to keep us from spending any time ourselves. I do not think this divorce will go very fast. We have a lot of things to figure out but I assume in another six months or so I could easily be living La Vita Loca.

It does feel weird though. I mean someone you have spent every day with for ten years will suddenly not be there. Wrapping your head around that is weird. I will keep you all posted though.

24 Comments:

Blogger MHG said...

Welcome to bachelorhood, the ladies don't stand a chance.

10:35 PM

 
Blogger jjok said...

best wishes to you and your family.....

sucks to hear about this.

11:12 PM

 
Blogger Littleacornman said...

Sorry to read that Sir.Hope you get through it ok mate.

2:24 AM

 
Blogger oossuuu754 said...

I am going through number 2 now as well, best of luck. It gets worse but eventually will get better. Drop me line if you need anything.

5:37 AM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

Good luck to you Waffles.

Hope the transition is smooth.

5:43 AM

 
Blogger DrChako said...

Sorry to hear it, brother. Stay sane over the next year. Take your frustrations out in the gym.

-DrC

6:18 AM

 
Blogger Gadzooks64 said...

Sounds like you are both being adult about it at least.

Good luck with all the negotiations.

6:48 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

This was a long time coming. Still sucks.

Good luck, don't get fleeced.

7:04 AM

 
Blogger ScottMcM said...

this just proves that guys with little dicks and bad physiques fail at life.

Let's do the pro's and con's shall we...

Pro. Now you can get hookers and not have to feel guilty about it.

Con. Some other guy will be laying pipe to your ex old lady within a few months and because you are such good friends she will feel the need to tell you all about how she is exploring alternative sex acts and never thought that a gang of bikers running train on her would feel so good.

Pro. Now that you are single you don't have to run everything by the wife before you do it.

Con. You are not going to have much to do because have you really seen yourself in the mirror? you were lucky so far in life to see as much snatch as you have.

Pro. No one will be around to get in your business and now you can do what ever you want to do.

Con. You will probably die alone in a shitty apartment surrounded by cats and your body will only be found because the others on your floor smell "something funny" coming from your apartment.

Pro. you will be famous for 12 seconds when they cover your death on the news.

Con. only reason you make the news is because you had a heart attack while fucking a blow up doll shaped life a sheep while cramming mashed potatoes and gravy down your throat.

Wow I am really glad I can be here for you and help you work this out. Holler if you want to make a Vegas run after it is final. First hooker is on me... and by on me I mean I am getting her for me and making you stand out in the hall while I have some fun

7:13 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

You won't even let me watch? Some friend you are.

7:14 AM

 
Blogger BamBam said...

A very sincere wish of Good Luck with this Waffles!

I hope it all works out as well as it can for you.

8:59 AM

 
Blogger BWoP said...

Lots of hugs from Vegas.

9:53 AM

 
Blogger Klopzi said...

Sorry to hear Waffles. Good luck with everything.

10:24 AM

 
Blogger Love_elf said...

I'm here for you if you wanna talk. Email me Waffy.

11:38 AM

 
Blogger KajaPoker said...

Oy vey! Sorry to hear man.

11:39 AM

 
Blogger pokerpeaker said...

I'm sorry man. I really am.

But at least you can finally pursue CK, Carmen and Love Elf without any guilt. Or WOW, which is probably what you'll really do.

11:58 AM

 
Blogger Schaubs said...

My only advice is: do whatever you can to keep your relationship with your children strong and healthy for many years to come. Always be a part of their lives no matter what the cost.

GL sir.

My word verf. was "propokar"

12:13 PM

 
Blogger Katitude said...

Oh honey. *huge hugs

3:46 PM

 
Blogger The Wife said...

Sorry to hear, Waffles . . . regardless of the forces behind it, it will never be easy.

3:48 PM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Jeez, WoW really does cause relationships to fail! Damn that game!

Good Luck man. We have more in common than you think.

3:58 PM

 
Blogger Riggstad said...

Sorry man. This is the first chance I have had to read this.

I honestly don't know what to say. So you have congrats, or condolences. Whichever you want. and anything else as well.

11:15 PM

 
Blogger Yoyo said...

It's never easy, especially when kids are involved. Best wishes my friend. I'm here for you if you need a friend. ***Hugs***

9:35 AM

 
Blogger lj said...

just saw this. best of luck, sorry to hear it, but hopefully for the best.

9:07 PM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

Both Joanna and I are praying for you.

Let us know if you need anything.

Sean

11:37 AM

 

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