Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Pansy Women Rules

My son was really disappointed at his last baseball game. His team was down by like seven runs in the final inning. The kids put on their rally hats. Basically they turn their hats inside out. They started cheering and yelling and the pitcher could not hit the plate. My son was one of the only ones to not walk. He nailed a ball into short right field just over the first baseman's head and moved to second on an error. So we get to the point where his team has bases loaded and two outs and are only down by one run. The ref then comes and calls the game. Apparently there is a pussy rule. In order for the other kids to not feel like the freaking losers they are you are only allowed to score six runs in any inning.

I get the idea that it is no fun to get your ass kicked by twenty runs in a single inning but grow up you kids! The world is a cold, dark, hard place full of pain and suffering. The more you get when your younger the better off you will be. Hurry up and get disillusioned. It will be easier for you really. Needless to say his team was pissed off and my son was really angry. I told my wife some woman must have made that rule up. Am I right here? Is this the coddling, over protective, woman beast stripping the masculinity from men at even earlier ages. It really seems like it to me.


Blogger 1Queens Up1 said...

Ill agree but over a certain age. I think under 10 you should keep things fair, and over 10, 30 run mercy rule.

8:43 AM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

How old were you when they stripped you of your masculinity?

9:33 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

When I said "I do"?

9:46 AM

Blogger jjok said...

no sacrifice, no glory. Let the little bastards win by 100 runs and then tell the losing team they lost and they suck and need to get better.

Move on.

2:36 PM

Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

This post fuckin tilts me. Overprotective bitches doing their thing as usual. They never shoulda even gone into the bottom of the final inning if the score difference is 7 runs... on the flip side, making the kids learn the lesson of "you can try really hard and come really close and sometimes be denied by powers beyond your control" may be the idea behind it... I love how this country insists on protecting the losers. If we keep bailing them out, would we ever have any winners? Fuckin pussies.

9:30 AM


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