Monday, April 27, 2009

Instead of..

Talking about the fucking moron who cold called off 60% of his stack, with me only having about half that behind with a naked flush draw AA vs A5 I will do the ABC meme.

A - Age: 40

B - Bed size: Couch

C - Chore you hate: Cat Litter

D - Dog's name: Charlie, Mom says he is running free on a farm.

E - Essential start to your day: Coke

F - Favorite color: Pussy

G - Gold or Silver: Platinum

H - Height: 5'8"

I - Instruments you play: Trumpet teacher told me to get the fuck out of his class now!

J- Job: Programmer

K – Kids: Girl 6, Boy 10

L - Living arrangements: Nice House on an Acre for the moment

M - Mom's name: Karen

N - Nicknames: Waffles, Asshole.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Never. I did get my circumcision redone at like eight. Yes God does hate me.

P - Pet Peeve: J-Walkers, Fucktards, People who do not obey me

Q - Quote from a movie: Gimme some Sugar Baby!

R – Robot or Human? Robot. I was nursed by an incubator, it makes sense I relate to robots more than humans.

S - Siblings: jailbird sister

T - Time you wake up: whenav dude.. I am fucking important.

U- Underwear: Stewey from Family Guy

V - Vegetable you dislike: Beets.

W - Ways you run late: My wife is the source of any lateness I have.

X - X-rays you've had: Multiple arms, head, chin, face, chest, I was a little accident prone.

Y - Yummy food you make: Hungry man TV Dinner count?

Z - Zoo favorite: Polar Bear


Blogger ScottMcM said...

You played that hand like shit dumbass.

1st you cold-called his $13.50 raise preflop with AA after you raised UTG... repop that clown.

2nd you were like Switerland on the flop

3rd the turn bet??? ALL INNNNN there was an open ended 4 card straight draw and a flush draw... if you are going to call any bet on the river you might as well get it in there instead of giving him 5 to 1 on hes 17 outer!

4th and most important... you were at the table for about 2 seconds and had no read on anyone so why did you play that hand tricky????

No wonder I whipped your monkey ass last night you made it to easy.

7:14 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Ya I play so bad getting people to commit the majority of their money on the turn with a 20% chance to win. I r bad.

11:19 AM

Blogger dD said...

i assume your bullitt's got fukked over in true stars style ?



5:44 AM


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