Be Careful What You Ask For

My mother and I have an interesting relationship. I ignore her and she keeps calling. I am not exactly sure why this is. Possibly payback for her ignoring me as a child or something of that sort. Tonight she asked why I never really talk to her. So I give in and decide to have a conversation. We start talking about stuff. My jailbird sister may have seen the light. Apparently she said she was sorry for all the bad things she did to me over the years. I have no idea if jail has reformed her or if she is trying to look good to a judge or something like that. I was pretty surprised though.

She then goes into how I need to get help. I need to see a professional. I tell her I am getting divorced and that will make things better. She goes on about how you have to work out marriages. So I tell her point blank dad sleeping all the time and the way there marriage was is not "working". She keeps harping on how is getting divorced going to help me. I need to go see a doctor. Get medicine.

Finally I go and say "You know it is going to help me?"
She says "No".
"It is going to help me because I am going to go out every night, get drunk, stick my cock in some chicks ass, and then pull it out and make her suck it" I replied
My mom replied in a shocked voice "OMG! I can not believe my son is saying that! That is digusting! You are gross".
Liking that reply I continue on "I am going to make them get on all fours and bark like a dog".
"You are gross! That is just sick!!!" she said in horror.
I finish up with the grand finale "Didn't you bark for dad?"

Quickly afterwards she decides she does not want to talk to me anymore and asks to speak to my daughter. Be careful what you ask for.