Teacher

Perhaps I should be a teacher. Actually I know I am far too impatient for the job. Students do not like when you shove them out of the way grumbling "WTF are you a moron" and type in the right answer. My son JMan has some learning issues. He has Dyslexia and ADHD according to the powers that be. I think in part he has these issues but I also worry that people are giving him excuses to fail. As part of this problem he apparently has trouble telling his left from his right. I actually had this problem when I was a child too. Luckily I cut the fuck out of my right wrist and had a scar to help. The wife was complaining about how he was having problems and I came up with a brilliant idea I was sure would work. I came home and I said "Hit me boy". He gleefully agreed and threw a right hook at me. I then said "Your punching hand is the right". So far it seems to have worked.