Wednesday, September 09, 2009

I Am So Going To Hell

I was walking down the street today and saw a crippled girl. My first thought was "She probably needs a man". If that is not sick enough I had a debate with myself for the next few minutes trying to decide if I would have to wipe her ass and if I would find it sexy or not.

The other day I was walking into the train station and this woman cut me off so I quickly grumbled to myself "I hope all your kids are retarded like you".. as she pulled her retarded child out of the car. Ouch.

Life continues about the same. The boy and I were having a conversation the other day. He wanted me to do his daily quests in Warcraft. He was going out with the Wife and her boyfriend and would not have any time to do them. I tried to explain to him that he should calm down and take it easy. He can always do it tomorrow. He should just relax. Chill out. Be calm. He then decides it is a good idea to spit in my face. um. Hello? If that was my dad he would probably be in the hospital right now. I actually stayed totally calm and banned him from Warcraft for a week.

I was explaining to the wife what happened and she thought my punishment was too harsh. Hello? Did I just hear that? TOO HARSH?!?!? It may not have been harsh enough. I am really dumbfounded by her lack of discipline. It really explains a lot about why the kids think they can get away with anything.. BECAUSE THEY CAN! I am sticking by my punishment though. I have only been asked like six times this morning by the boy if the punishment can be lifted.

On another note I will be meeting Nicky Poo (the Wife's boyfriend) this weekend. She bought a bed for our daughter and he is coming over to put it together. Kiss ass. I really hope they get married soon. So should I ask him if she sucks dick as good as she used to?

Exercise continues. Stuck at around 177-179 pounds. I probably either have to look into more rigorous exercise or changing what I eat. Everything I eat is either frozen or freeze dried. Not exactly healthy.

Rollerblading went well. The kids decided they wanted to go rollerblading too so instead of going downtown to the Charles we skated around the neighborhood. I got many high fives from the kids for my awesome blading skills.

Ah well Peace out.

8 Comments:

Blogger lightning36 said...

One of the rare times that I am left speechless.

11:58 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

erm, which part?

12:17 PM

 
Blogger Klopzi said...

The correct punishment for the spitting incident would have been to pin him down, tell him to open his mouth, and hock one right in there.

But a week away from WoW is probably a much better approach. Stick by your punishment. Seriously, kids nowadays do get away with a bunch of stuff and I think it's fair to say that spitting is a line that shouldn't be crossed.

As for me, I'm looking forward to the day when my kids ask me for cell phones and I can proudly say "No f*ckin' way".

Damn kids today...

12:36 PM

 
Blogger PokahDave said...

I'm assuming that you have a chance at the Librarian now that the Lake Beast has been dispatched. Did you figure out your 'essence' yet?

12:40 PM

 
Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Not that its an important point, but frozen food can be healthy. In fact, many frozen fruits and veggies are healthier than their fresh counterparts because they are frozen at the peak of nutrition and flavor, whereas the "fresh" stuff may be out of season or suffered since being transported.

3:43 PM

 
Blogger The Wife said...

Punishment is completely appropriate. Though spitting into his open mouth is kinda gross but funny.

Verification word - waxes

5:20 PM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

I would have hung the kid by his feet in the tree out front for a few hours and let his sister beat him like a pinata.

9:08 AM

 
Blogger Sean D said...

You go! Enough of this whining bulls$^*&#

My dad's words, "you do the crime , you do the time".

I spent a couple of weekends chopping wood cause I teased my sister.

Splinters, he didn't care.
Gloves ruined, he didn't care.

As for your brat. You should get on WoW and offer his stuff at cut rate prices.

10:16 AM

 

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