I Am So Going To Hell
I was walking down the street today and saw a crippled girl. My first thought was "She probably needs a man". If that is not sick enough I had a debate with myself for the next few minutes trying to decide if I would have to wipe her ass and if I would find it sexy or not.
The other day I was walking into the train station and this woman cut me off so I quickly grumbled to myself "I hope all your kids are retarded like you".. as she pulled her retarded child out of the car. Ouch.
Life continues about the same. The boy and I were having a conversation the other day. He wanted me to do his daily quests in Warcraft. He was going out with the Wife and her boyfriend and would not have any time to do them. I tried to explain to him that he should calm down and take it easy. He can always do it tomorrow. He should just relax. Chill out. Be calm. He then decides it is a good idea to spit in my face. um. Hello? If that was my dad he would probably be in the hospital right now. I actually stayed totally calm and banned him from Warcraft for a week.
I was explaining to the wife what happened and she thought my punishment was too harsh. Hello? Did I just hear that? TOO HARSH?!?!? It may not have been harsh enough. I am really dumbfounded by her lack of discipline. It really explains a lot about why the kids think they can get away with anything.. BECAUSE THEY CAN! I am sticking by my punishment though. I have only been asked like six times this morning by the boy if the punishment can be lifted.
On another note I will be meeting Nicky Poo (the Wife's boyfriend) this weekend. She bought a bed for our daughter and he is coming over to put it together. Kiss ass. I really hope they get married soon. So should I ask him if she sucks dick as good as she used to?
Exercise continues. Stuck at around 177-179 pounds. I probably either have to look into more rigorous exercise or changing what I eat. Everything I eat is either frozen or freeze dried. Not exactly healthy.
Rollerblading went well. The kids decided they wanted to go rollerblading too so instead of going downtown to the Charles we skated around the neighborhood. I got many high fives from the kids for my awesome blading skills.
Ah well Peace out.