I run good - I am a fucking donkey and somehow, possibly because I fucked Mother Teressa in a past life, the ultimate deity has deemed it worth his time to save my ass.
Still on hiatus from online play. - Fuck man I am broke again. I might as well draw stupid ass stick figures and talk about golf. Hey they will believe me when I say I shot a 94! Holy fuck my readership numbers have skyrocketed since I started drawing stupid ass stick figures. Fuck this is awesome! Perhaps I can parlay this into a free Pokerstars game and begin my comeback to become the next Phil Ivy of Poker.
What's better than a weekend of shopping, eating and drinking with The Wife? - Hot lesbian sex.
I've seen a UFO and a ghost. - Holy fuck I better get back to living with The Wife before I go totally insane.. ooops.
Breakeven - Good thing those saps still send me Ad money.