Poker Thesaurus
I run good - I am a fucking donkey and somehow, possibly because I fucked Mother Teressa in a past life, the ultimate deity has deemed it worth his time to save my ass.
Still on hiatus from online play. - Fuck man I am broke again. I might as well draw stupid ass stick figures and talk about golf. Hey they will believe me when I say I shot a 94! Holy fuck my readership numbers have skyrocketed since I started drawing stupid ass stick figures. Fuck this is awesome! Perhaps I can parlay this into a free Pokerstars game and begin my comeback to become the next Phil Ivy of Poker.
What's better than a weekend of shopping, eating and drinking with The Wife? - Hot lesbian sex.
I've seen a UFO and a ghost. - Holy fuck I better get back to living with The Wife before I go totally insane.. ooops.
Breakeven - Good thing those saps still send me Ad money.
posted by SirFWALGMan at
6:47 AM
6 Comments:
Hm. I think the stick figures are pretty funny.
I don't understand the hate.
7:32 AM
It's not hate it's like a homage! Jeez.
8:36 AM
Jeez.....
No Waffles love for soft porn and lots of suck outs. Not related BTW! Just so you know.
;)
10:36 AM
I break shit if I shoot 94.
1:38 PM
Seems like I need to signup other blogs for a bashing.... proceed with requests...
1:45 PM
Lol . . . I just laughed. And I think CK's question was meant to be rhetorical . . . but feel free to carry on the fantasy.
12:18 AM
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