Friday, March 26, 2010

Poker Thesaurus

I run good - I am a fucking donkey and somehow, possibly because I fucked Mother Teressa in a past life, the ultimate deity has deemed it worth his time to save my ass.

Still on hiatus from online play. - Fuck man I am broke again. I might as well draw stupid ass stick figures and talk about golf. Hey they will believe me when I say I shot a 94! Holy fuck my readership numbers have skyrocketed since I started drawing stupid ass stick figures. Fuck this is awesome! Perhaps I can parlay this into a free Pokerstars game and begin my comeback to become the next Phil Ivy of Poker.

What's better than a weekend of shopping, eating and drinking with The Wife? - Hot lesbian sex.

I've seen a UFO and a ghost. - Holy fuck I better get back to living with The Wife before I go totally insane.. ooops.

Breakeven - Good thing those saps still send me Ad money.

6 Comments:

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Hm. I think the stick figures are pretty funny.

I don't understand the hate.

7:32 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

It's not hate it's like a homage! Jeez.

8:36 AM

 
Blogger BamBam said...

Jeez.....

No Waffles love for soft porn and lots of suck outs. Not related BTW! Just so you know.

;)

10:36 AM

 
Blogger on_thg said...

I break shit if I shoot 94.

1:38 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Seems like I need to signup other blogs for a bashing.... proceed with requests...

1:45 PM

 
Blogger The Wife said...

Lol . . . I just laughed. And I think CK's question was meant to be rhetorical . . . but feel free to carry on the fantasy.

12:18 AM

 

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