Once there were Eight
I have been thinking about this for a while. Do any of you little uns know how the Mookie began? The short abbreviated version is Mookie started a game with a few losers on Full Tilt. Waffles came by and made it wildly popular. (see kid stick with me I will make you famous!). A bunch of A-listers then made it worth some money. Hence you can all just thank me for every BBT. That's my story and I am sticking with it! No, I do not know why people call me delusional.
The Mookie without it's original screwball is.. well.. it is just BuddyDankRadio promotion(TM). I mean how can it be The Mookie without Mookie? Where is that faggot anyways? I think he spawned too many kids and broke a nut and is in the hospital or something. I dunno.
I think that someone should rename the Mookie. Let that puppy go on hiatis until the man comes back. Instead of paying homage to our fallen brethren start something new. Keep the tourney spot and time. Everyone who plays the Mookie can play this new game. Rename it though. Call it "Buddy Dank Masturbates While Doing His Radio Show" or something like that. Cause really it is no longer the Mookie it is the Dank.