Friday, April 09, 2010

Once there were Eight

I have been thinking about this for a while. Do any of you little uns know how the Mookie began? The short abbreviated version is Mookie started a game with a few losers on Full Tilt. Waffles came by and made it wildly popular. (see kid stick with me I will make you famous!). A bunch of A-listers then made it worth some money. Hence you can all just thank me for every BBT. That's my story and I am sticking with it! No, I do not know why people call me delusional.

The Mookie without it's original screwball is.. well.. it is just BuddyDankRadio promotion(TM). I mean how can it be The Mookie without Mookie? Where is that faggot anyways? I think he spawned too many kids and broke a nut and is in the hospital or something. I dunno.

I think that someone should rename the Mookie. Let that puppy go on hiatis until the man comes back. Instead of paying homage to our fallen brethren start something new. Keep the tourney spot and time. Everyone who plays the Mookie can play this new game. Rename it though. Call it "Buddy Dank Masturbates While Doing His Radio Show" or something like that. Cause really it is no longer the Mookie it is the Dank.

14 Comments:

Blogger Schaubs said...

I know you want say it and probaably didn't even think of it - but how about:

WAFFLES WEDNESDAYS!!!

Make it happen wawfuls.

10:35 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I am not popular enough for my own tourney. Besides then I would have to keep my bankroll safe every week and might win. What fun is there in that?

10:46 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

I don't think Mookie's coming back. The Mookie might be best left as a memorial.

No, he's not dead.

11:34 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

(i tried to post this once already so delete this if it's a duplicate)

Waffles, Are you going to play Very Josie Poker this Wednesday night? Pretty Please??????

I need you and your popularity. If you say yes, that'll make other guys play!

2:22 PM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Oh, AND I'll kick your ass! But I'll be gentle so you won't even notice.

2:24 PM

 
Blogger HighOnPoker said...

How about reverting it back to the WPBT? It captures our entire group and its history without putting it on anyone's specific shoulders.

3:57 PM

 
Blogger Miami Don said...

Do you remember what the name of the tournament was before it was called the Mookie? Back when it really was a one table SnG.

I'm with Austin, I think for all eternity it should remain "The Mookie."

5:20 PM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

Waffles is playing the Very Josie next week? I'm out then ...

8:20 PM

 
Blogger Buddy Dank said...

Mookie is The Mookie! He may not be back anytime soon but that doesn't mean we should change history. Vive Le Mookie!

10:06 PM

 
Blogger Joanada said...

Being part of the "Dank" that you mentioned, I think it is pertinent to mention two things. One - the Mookie will always be the Mookie. There will never be another name, regardless of how many children the man has! (Or how wildly popular this tournament becomes in 2012!)

Second - having actually been in touch with the Mook recently - we will continue to report on those that go out in great shame and for those select few that make it to the finals!

10:14 PM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Lightbulb, if I have to choose between you and waffles guess who wins? :) I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with Schwaffles.

3:22 AM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

Geez Waffles, I'm confused. I'm not sure how this woman thinks.

Looks
lightning > Waffles

Intelligence
lightning > Waffles

Personality
lightning > Waffles

Virility
lightning > Waffles

Poker Skill
lightnimg > Waffles

Clue her in, please. lol

9:02 PM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

Proximity

Waffles > Lightning

Availability

Waffles > Lightning

10:47 AM

 
Blogger Wes said...

I am above you lonely human. I am an A+ blogger. I even have a certificate to prove it.

3:25 PM

 

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