Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Oh My

When you weigh 300 pounds what possesses you to wear a mini skirt? Not only a mini skirt but one that is bright orange. I think HR should enact the "If you look like a fucking orange blimp your fired" rule. I will never be able to scrub my eyes clean.

Getting old sucks. I think my ass has picked up the idea that farting is a mating call.. so I need to keep an eye on it when I am in the elevator alone with a chick. Peace.


Blogger DuggleBogey said...

When I was in college (the first time, the one that didn't take) there was a guy who actually had a car, and on this car he had a license plate frame that read "no fat chicks."

And it worked, the guy never had to worry about the fat chicks. Since all chicks were offended by his car, he didn't have to worry about dealing them, because the group of "fat chicks" is included in the group of "all chicks."

7:40 AM

Blogger Josie said...

lol Duggle Bogey has a good point.

7:43 AM


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