Saturday, July 02, 2011

Sears, Not So Bad

I am starting to think that I might be a negitive person. I was reading things about being positive and how a negitive attitude draws negativity to you. It seems true. Take today for instance. I bought a Lawn Mower from Sears. Second time I used it the thing starts to studder and almost stall. I decide I do not want to deal with this crap so I decide to return it.

I assume this is going to be a tough thing to do. Driving to the Sears I played the whole thing out in my mind to the point where I was coming back from the car with the gallon of gasoline, pouring it on the sales associate, and burning him while evily chuckling. Over a lawn mower.

I think this kind of thinking tires you out too. I mean you have to live through every fight even if they never happen.

It turns out Sears was pretty awesome. The idiots cheat on their wait queue and mark you as "helped" before they even come out.. wayyyy before they ever come out. Besides that minor issue it was easy. Scan my reciept in at recieving. The guy comes out. Does not even ask what is wrong with the mower. Takes it back. Gives me a pocket full of cash. Good times.

I kept telling myself on the way home I should be more positive. I would then drive past some Lance Armstrong wannabe on is bike and call him a fucking moronic faggot. Not exactly positive. Also giving the finger to the old guy who told me to slow down was not helpful.

Thinking about this did give me a smile.. well, if you call a small your lips being in a straight line... hey, small steps.. Peace.


Blogger KenP said...

Any idea what your blood pressure runs?

11:34 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I tend to believe it is low since I get all the anger out buuutt...

11:37 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Sears gave you no problem 'cause hey know their mowers are pieces of shit.

Bought one a few years back and it screwed up -- just after it went out of warranty. Buttholes said "too bad" and wanted $125 to look at it with no promise threy could fix it.

Never had a problem with Sears except this.

2:55 PM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

And what's not positive about calling a moronic Lance Armstrong wannabe a fucking moron?

6:40 AM


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