Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Josie, My Hero

Excerpts of my chat with Josie. I go downstairs to work on some QA issues and this one new girl gets really close to me and starts up a conversation. A few minutes later another girl comes by and tells the first girl she has the most beautiful green eyes and then she starts talking to me too. Uncharacteristically I decide to be social and we have a good conversation.

So I go upstairs and IM Josie:

Waffles: So if a chick stands close to me is that a good sign?
Josie: hmmm was it in a crowded elevator?
Waffles: no
Josie: no, in personal space is a very good sign.
Josie: Yes, that is a good sign.
Waffles: If she starts talking to me is that a good sign?
Josie: Yes, very good signs.
Waffles: then both start talking to me
Waffles: it was like an orgy or something
Josie: did you talk to them?
Waffles: yeah

So this morning I am like:

Waffles: If a girl feeds you cashews is that a good sign?
Josie: OMFG!!!


Blogger Josie said...

lol I also said:

Veryjosie: make a move!
Veryjosie: and i hope you're being friendly and chatty with her!

Seriously, if a woman is touching you and feeding you she is trying to send you not so subtle signals. Get your head out of your butt and try to act normal. :P

6:38 AM

Blogger KenP said...

Waffles got a girl friend.

Waffles got a girl friend!

Hope she's had her shots.

7:10 AM

Blogger PokahDave said...

clearly she didn't see the 'Don't feed the animals' sign in front of your cage...

7:27 AM

Blogger Josie said...

+1 Ken

8:36 AM

Blogger grrouchie said...

maybe she was pretending to be straight and hit on you to make the other girl jealous?

In my mind this is how things work

6:19 PM


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