Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Fuck Shaving

I hate it so much. Electric razors do nothing. Quadruple blade razors just leave more room for hair to get stuck in. I then end up with 3 gallons of blood pouring down the front of my face from my sensitive skin bleeding out. I swear there is no good option when it comes to shaving. I hate looking link grizzly adams.. especially with my multi-color beard. It is pretty amazing. Brown. White. Black. Red. I dunno how all those colors could possibly have formed. Am I the only one who hates shaving? Josie and Lightning can pipe in about shaving their muff's if they want to.

Current Status: Why the fuck even get up.

8 Comments:

Blogger KenP said...

Discussing shaving needs with a Sicilian women can be dangerous to your health.

What was he discussing the other day?
Why a beard discussion now?
Someone call Homeland Security.

5:50 AM

 
Blogger KenP said...

I thought better of your skills. A 404 error at frappr? For shame!

The requested URL /sirfwalgman was not found on this server.

7:12 AM

 
Blogger Michael Moulton said...

Try a traditional DE safety razor. I switched last year (from an electric) and am getting grat shaves.

7:23 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

1. I shave.
2. I like your beard.

9:36 AM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

I hate shaving but use a hair trimmer to trim down to a stubbly look every few days and will use Norelco once a week.

11:14 AM

 
Blogger The Neophyte said...

I hate shaving too and my face is also pretty sensitive. Here is what I've found. Gel shaving creams like Edge protect your face much better while shaving than regular shaving creams. Cuts down greatly on nicks. I mostly use an electric and the best I've found is the actually a Panasonic Vortex. Not cheap but beats every Norelco or Remington I've owned by far.

5:29 PM

 
Blogger grrouchie serge said...

I 100% agree - Fuck Shaving
However, I don't hate the 5 colored beard that appears on my face - the grey's starting to slowly overtake everything else - I wish I could grow a longer fuller beard to look like a total fucking wild man or Ted Kzynski (however you spell that name).

5:23 AM

 
Blogger SmBoatDrinks said...

Edge gel + Gillette Good News Pivot Plus. You can thank me later!

6:28 PM

 

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