Sunday, March 12, 2006

Still Sick..

My chest started feeling really painful. I sat up in pain clutching my chest. Sitting there for fifteen minutes alone with nobody home. I suddenly started getting dizzy. I ran to the bathroom. Chest pounding. Room Spinning. I sat down and prayed to the porcelain gods sure that I was going to die. The other side of me decided it wanted to make the offering instead. So I throw down my sponge bob jimmies and scoobie doo boxers and give my offering. Still dizzy I collapse on the nice, cool, floor, and just lay there for a while thinking "This is totally not the way I want to be found dead". In hindsight I think I just got mega dehydrated from this fever I have been running. It is interesting the things that go through your head when praying to the porcelain god. Family. Life. Choices.

I told my wife I almost died. Her first reaction was "What do you want me to do about it?".. Umm, how about some humanity? Compassion? Err.. too much, I know. "Go away" was my reply. She later came back and was more compassionate. I guess she is not totally heartless.

At least now I am feeling a little better. Although I did crap my pants sitting down to poker this afternoon. Liquid chocolate goodness. It should have been a sign to not play as I lost a buyin and an SNG. Oh well.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:05 AM

Blogger fairnbalncd said...

If you want compassion, my wife would have told me to clean the bathroom before I die as I lay on the floor... Apparently her family would come over to "mourn"...

7:19 AM

Blogger Garthmeister J. said...

That is my least favourite use of the phrase "liquid chocolate goodness" ever. Urgh.

8:06 AM

Blogger Matt Silverthorn said...

That sucks, man. I hope you get better soon.

8:15 AM

Blogger iamhoff said...

Oh the imagery! And I completely agree with Garth. Urgh. Hope you get better soon. I guess this is the perfect argument for a wifi laptop setup, so you can play whilst ensconced in the most important seat in the house!

9:37 AM

Blogger cc said...

At least your life insurance is paid up (may have been your wife's thought)...I've had one of those deals before; is a bit frightening to be sure.

9:54 AM

Blogger Rick said...

Way way too much information. ;-)

Hope your feeling better.

Rick (aka darval)

11:18 AM

Blogger Mr. Friendly said...

Tonight, if/when you sit down to the DADI, and someone says one of the following:
1.) What the hell did you step in?
2.) What the hell did you sit in?
3.) What the hell is that smell?

Think of me.

12:12 PM

Anonymous Dangerous said...

You had a panic attack. Big deal.

Surprised its taken you this long you stress-head!!

12:43 PM

Blogger Randy G said...

Now there's an honest and forthright blog. Get well soon.

1:28 PM


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