Watch Waffles life after the Ex, will he die of masturbation, some crazy date, or alcohol poisoning with the marines
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That is so beautiful and moving. It brings a tear to my eye. What a fine depiction of all that's right with the world today...
Stephen Hawking is now studying the effects of The Hammer being played simultaneously on a single table within the same paradigm Universe, as it relates to the possiblity of chip time travel and the creation of wealth. The paradox being, if you did play simultaneous Hammers, the matter emitted from such a collision of cosmic proportions would develop a void from where the matter came came. This void would result in a vacuum of space which would not only have the gravitational pull to suck all the chips into the center of the remaining hole, time and light would be affected as well. Hawkings' has titled this poker phenomenon as the 'Hammer Hole'. *(See Footnotes) The Second Law of Quantam Chip Evolution, if you subscribe to the string theory, dictates the Bad Beat Jackpot would be triggered in an alternative string Universe. Thus resulting in chip time travel and the seemingly simple creation of wealth. This creation of wealth due to the Hammer Hole, also coincides and supports Sklansky's Fundamental Theorem of Poker.It is a profound conclusion that when a Hammer Hole develops and sucks all the chips towards center, they are reproduced in mass quantities to be recreated elsewhere.Footnotes * Not to be confused with Daddy's Hammer Hole or his controversial Theory of Raymer's Asshole which now has the poker theorist community turned upside down.
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