Fluxer: The God of Poker

WOWOWO! This kid impresses me. I just spent two hours with him and made over $300. He is a mad playah in the cash game arena. Here was a funny hand though. It was interesting.

sadsad asdsad: PokerStars Game #4888170251: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/05/10 - 01:33:05 (ET)
Table 'Aldebaran IV' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DaEmbezzler ($129.55 in chips)
Seat 2: sergio144 ($15.60 in chips)
Seat 4: PureMoney86 ($159.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Marcel T ($22.65 in chips)
Seat 6: kk947 ($19.20 in chips)
Seat 7: tripCCC ($84.95 in chips)
Seat 8: SirFWALGMan ($82.60 in chips)
Seat 9: stangracer ($124.35 in chips)
sergio144: posts small blind $0.50
Hoppypaa: is sitting out
PureMoney86: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Marcel T: calls $1
kk947: folds
tripCCC: folds
SirFWALGMan: calls $1
stangracer: calls $1
DaEmbezzler: calls $1
sergio144: calls $0.50
PureMoney86: raises $5 to $6
Marcel T: folds
SirFWALGMan: calls $5
stangracer: folds
sadsad asdsad: DaEmbezzler: folds
sergio144: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 3d 4c]
PureMoney86: bets $8
SirFWALGMan: raises $20 to $28
PureMoney86: raises $52 to $80
Hoppypaa has returned
SirFWALGMan: calls $48.60 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5c 3d 4c] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [5c 3d 4c 6h] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PureMoney86: shows [9d 9s] (a pair of Nines)
SirFWALGMan: shows [4h 2h] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
SirFWALGMan collected $166.20 from pot
PureMoney86 said, "wowow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $169.20 | Rake $3
Board [5c 3d 4c 6h As]
Seat 1: DaEmbezzler (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: sergio144 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PureMoney86 (big blind) showed [9d 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: Marcel T folded before Flop
Seat 6: kk947 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

The chat after the flop is where I really like this game though. It is WORTH losing or WINNING because I laugh so hard.

PureMoney86: wowow
PureMoney86: are u kiddin me'
SirFWALGMan: i thought I had a straight
SirFWALGMan: oops
SirFWALGMan: sorry
SirFWALGMan: I miscounted
PureMoney86: oh i bet
PureMoney86: are u from nanimo
SirFWALGMan: you dont beleive me?
PureMoney86: no
SirFWALGMan: ok really I thought your a crap player and I had to call
PureMoney86: do u go to dover high shcool
SirFWALGMan: lol
PureMoney86: ok lol
SirFWALGMan: I make more than this in an hour
SirFWALGMan: it means nothing to me
PureMoney86: ol
SirFWALGMan: sorry if your momma's baby cant eat now
PureMoney86: dude chiil ur bad its alright